Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
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Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
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MarkeiMark 0
promotion! (:
PaintTheStars 2
Well your gonna have to. Pretend like it never happened and if he mentions it act confused and say a friend pranked you.
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Comments (117)
MarkeiMark 0
promotion! (:
sillybabee 3
haha exactly what I was thinking
Waffcakes 0
drunk words are sober thoughts. (:
starile 20
Ask for a raise. You're in prime position for blackmail! On the bright side, this means your boss digs you, which can't be too bad :)
kinkajoujennie 0
Boss pipi stinks! Loser!
Jonkbaby 23
hey- you give him a raise, he gives you a raise
Pro_Nothing 9
lmao
stephanie0613 0
wow . . thats umm funny :)) haha . idkk whetegher ots a fyl or ydi .
ElisaK_fml 0
get I there ;)
ElisaK_fml 0
in*
purple_zebras_ 0
omg I totally know what your talking about although it wasn't my boss it was this guy that's always creeping on me
trisha101 0
now you'll never get fired!
BallinJ 0
post pics or gtfo!
owneditup 0
god I hope OP is a girl
MarkeiMark 0
#80 I doubt it would matter.
z620 0
are u a guy or girl op?
stunner_steph 0
niiiiiice
gr3ymask 0
of course u thought tht
mattrd_fml 31
Why does it matter if op or boss is a guy or girl?
yuhimjesus 0
AWESOME! awkward moment..
xshadyshadow 0
Wow, that's a bong? I thought you had a gigantic penis machine in your mouth. Haha
_Ama_Lia_V_ 0
Lmao I Know Right ?! It Looks Soo Weird xD
laced 0
is that a Roor??
i_lold_at_ur_fml 0
wake n bake. nuff said
PaintTheStars 2
Well your gonna have to. Pretend like it never happened and if he mentions it act confused and say a friend pranked you.
missmurderx 8
i like your picture.(: drop dead ftw<3
PaintTheStars 2
thanks :3
fatcow282 8
ya but then u make him look like a retard for the pics and he will most likely fire u
Jc39 0
Is your boss hot? I assume that's why you wanted them in the first place. Don't have much advice, if it was a real problem maybe consult a lawyer as to who is more "in the wrong". Since your boss is in a position of power, their actions are probably weighted more seriously. Anyways, that was stupid of you.
FYLDeep 26
Provided that they are both adults, the boss didn't do shit. She asked for pictures, he sent them. Maybe he is immoral and maybe she's a stupid *****, but that's common in the real world.
rciccone 0
SHE WAS DRUNK HAD NO IDEA WAT SHE WAS DOING AT THE TIME
Dont_Explain 3
he wasn't aware she was drunk, therefore it's not his problem either.
PurplePigeon 0
just because you're drunk doesn't mean you are unaware of what you're doing. unless you drink to obliteration and black out. I've been drunk on multiple occasions and NEVER asked my boss for naked pictures. stupid people doing stupid things blame it on alcohol.
medfly 2
pfft. I've been drunk and drove my car several times, and I NEVER killed anyone, or even caused an accident! clearly, people do stupid things and then blame it on the alcohol.
PurplePigeon 0
same thing I said just worded differently.
mick3yx123x 0
how do we know OP is a girl?
jskains 6
I hope you die you inbred puke. Just don't take anyone with you when you do.
MoobyTheCow 2
Yeah, really. I know people who act stupid after 1 drink, as if that's enough to get them drunk. Studies have shown that people given placebo and told it's alcohol tend to get stupid faster than those who are given alcohol and told it's placebo. Physical inhibition is mostly from the alcohol; mental inhibition is mostly from the person using alcohol as an excuse.
INSAN3_Y1T3QBAN 0
I agree wit 17 there's somthing called a drunk dial for all the retards out thare.
FantasticFin 0
you are ******! drink driving KILLS! are you ******* retarded!? think of the familys if you accidently killed someone! my dads bosses daughter went to the USA and went to a pub with her cousin, she got shitfaced and picked up a guy. they drove home and she thought it all went okay and her and the guy went upstairs. the next morning she found out that she had DECAPITIATED her cousin! cause she was puking out the window and she drove over the speed limit past a pole! her cousin is DEAD and she is in a MENTAL INSTITUTION! cause she was so destroyed! it takes one second to change your life FOREVER! I hope you don't ever get hurt, not because I care for you, AT ALL after your comment. but your family dosent deserve that.
FantasticFin 0
btw that was to #33
schwancy 2
You asked for it!!
misfitSuperStar 0
I agree 5!! 'Ask and you shall receive.' I'd try to find a new job asap!!!
irish_drunk 0
I'm sorry but you did ask for them so ydi
husky88 1
ride it to the top, no pun intended : p
annanonomus 0
ROFL! That's too funny! YDI 100% for getting so drunk as to not remember!
moi101 0
ahaha. u asked do ydi. I wudnt be afraid. u coul get a promotion.
smashlee 0
lmfao that's too funny... u shud prolly not take ur fone wen u drink...
dillies 3
yes this is very true
luke8113 0
ya cause it wouldnt be important for calling a taxi or a ride or anything