Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my boss an explicit text message. She replied saying, "Very detailed, if only you put that much effort into your work". FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Did you get a raise?
itsjustemcee 18
It really sucks that you got such a big response from your boss, but maybe you should have checked the name before sending such revealing photos.
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Comments (106)
ratboy07 10
Yikes.
KeithHof 12
Ye.
SweetPsycho 13
Damn... well that should be a interesting topic at work..
man_in_black08 28
Doesn't matter had sext?
gantoman 13
no.
sampick5002 11
English good many you have
Marcella1016 32
I thought it was cute. Turned a "played out" pun into something else. Sorry #2 they're pretty harsh when it comes to puns but I appreciated your effort :)
LunaRebirth 7
agreed with 53, I found this pun pretty good
gamerdude99 9
agreed #53
enginsteve 17
sorry #67, unlike #56, you don't get to agree with #53 that #2's pun was worth it.
StarOfDoom 26
Well, that's going to be awkward next time you go to work...
LilMissCanadian 22
"Hey boss since I gave you a raise can I have one too?"
Pleonasm 36
Did you get a raise?
HarshD9619 34
I'm sure something in her boss's pants did
Pleonasm 36
Maybe he showed her his stimulus package.
Wizardo 34
There was a firm growth of 80% in the 3rd quarter
FlyingPie 17
She might see some "explosive growth" soon.
HarshD9619 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And then the boyfriend beats the shit out of him
ZoroMiHawk 25
and then the boyfriend gets sued and gets in all sorts of legal trouble.
algotalexiusson 4
The boss got a raise
beeferjay 34
a raise in the crotchal region...
mil403 3
The better question is, did he?
IIIIRowdy 5
Nice one!
itsjustemcee 18
It really sucks that you got such a big response from your boss, but maybe you should have checked the name before sending such revealing photos.
Chicagoillinois 18
OysterPearls 33
Before I can even think of sending potentially compromising texts, I always delete other threads that I might click on by accident, like from my mother. Might be a good idea for OP to try.
cassidi24 10
Oops.... Might wanna clear that up before he really gets the wrong idea
AninOnin 24
This is the only comment I've seen that suggests clearing it up. I assume that's from the number of people who think it wouldn't help or make things more awkward. Who knows? Maybe her boss is an understanding guy and it'll be awkward for both of them.
hellnosucka 27
but don't you think he already got the wrong idea?
RedPillSucks 33
yep, too late
EarlFug 19
Boss: "I think you're ready for a new position"
TheGreatPotato 19
"Position" can be taken in more than one way in this situation.
WinterChild 20
No really?
spidaman 14
"under my desk."
RedPillSucks 33
ahh, yes. the understudy position
Matteo_G 16
this needs to be the most upvoted comment right now
apcsox 18
Giggity
9onbreak78 11
Doggie, lol
Miss_Chevious 37
Yeah... that will look interesting on your letter of recommendation
rhcpgurl 18
Yeah, this is a good example of double checking the person you are texting. But hey, that's your business . . .
CharismaGeek 19
I still have no clue how people do this
aeryn97 17
I sent a lovey email to the wrong person. I think it had to do with auto filling in the name so I got someone with the same 2-3 letter start of their name/email. I saw my hubby's and hit enter but the other popped up unexpectedly and I didn't see it. sure it was embarrassing but nothing worthy of a fml but I realized and apologized. all was well. occasionally my phone or facebook will glitch if I'm typing a message and another messages me and I'll end up sending the message to the wrong window/person. that's super easy to do.