Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Top comments
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
Travestie616 0
Bad grammar FTL >_>
andy_fml_fml 0
when i text im too lazy to use correct punctuation! even on msn..usually the people im talking to understand what im saying. i think its your fault to even me sending pictures of yourself. a few weeks ago my boyfriend asked for a naked picture of me and being a fool i took one and sent it and he sent it to every boy in the school! i can't even face them :( so don't make mistakes like that. i like showing what i have in person ;) hahahah :) so lesson for you cause that was embarassing and lessor for her to watch her grammar!
Anony_fml 0
YDI - You were flirting with a co-worker.
kataris 0
#1 is correct.
kellster 2
Well, you deserved this AND your life is ******. You shouldn't have been flirting with a co-worker in the first place, so you definitely get some fail for that. However, if she didn't want your nuts, she shouldn't have asked for them.
eff_my_life98 0
I agree with #1 and #2. It's her fault. Now I don't feel so bad for being such a grammar nazi..
themixedt4pe 0
I feel sorry for you... THIS is what happens when people fail to speak (or in this case type) their own language properly. Though, sending pictures of your junk to someone is never a good idea in my book. If you two aren't close enough for her to see your nuts in person, she doesn't need to see them at all. =P
B52_fml 0
THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE EXAMPLE I NEEDED. Now I can tell people just how important it is to differentiate between your and you're.. thank you. (:
ams116 0
Girls dont want to see a picture of your sack.................
greedy_dead_soul 0
See? This is why it sucks how no one pays attention to grammar nowadays. Grammar isn't even taught in high school anymore; kids can barely speak English. This is all her fault for being too goddamn lazy to add just two more characters to the word "your". This is also why I type my text-messages just as I type this comment. HOWEVER, I do agree with #111 about pics of your junk always being a bad idea, lol.