Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
phoebeann23 0
im not going to say you deserved thatt, because you just took what she meant the wrong wayy but seriously ew don't send naked pics of yourself.
castnerinho 0
damn i would have never thought that those two words could really matter. now i know
winknudge 0
see, when i nag people about grammar and they say it makes no difference, I AM RIGHT! p.s. what a hoeeeeee, if she reports you slap her. forget about the whole "you cant hit a girl" thing. PFT! it's 50% her fault. actually i'll add on 10% for her bad english... that makes it 60% her fault, yo!
psychonurse 0
Today, I messed up my grammar. A guy send me a picture of his junk. FML. And this, kids, is why you need to know the difference between your and you're! Also the difference between to, too and two!
omfgglol 0
lol at #23.
thereitgo 1
#106 that exactly happened in my high school.. lmao but her name wasn't andy? and lol @ thiss. the importance of separating your and you're haha. he didn't exactly deserve it, it was her mistake, but sending a pic of your nuts is pretty retarded. like everyone said, no girls find that sexy. you watch too much ****; licking nuts is really not something a chick wants to do haha.
antiquegirl 0
I can certainly believe the lousy grammar, but what is harder to believe is that you all fell for this obviously phony story. Naive much?
ohfaith 0
this is why grammar is important
Edmund_Dantes 0
She's illiterate and you're creepy. How could you think that that was a good idea? Start thinking with your big head.
Linjie 0
Even if the grammar was shit, it is kind of your own fault for sending a picture of your testicles... > ?< BUT...I hope that if anything comes out of this that your texts can prove as evidence that you thought you were being invited to do that...or something...