Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Top comments
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
heha96133 0
This is why I'm grammar Nazi. Sucks dude.
ohshitmoment 0
She's clearly an idiot; I can't believe there are still people in the grown up world that can't spell basic words. I found it annoying in middle school and high school, but I'm almost in college and it's still happening! Infuriating.
cowwart 0
I think that your co worker was an idiot. FYL for sure, but you should use caution when doing those kinds of things
luckyyyme 0
#7= WIN You should go to her and explain the differences between "YOUR" and "YOU ARE." This is the very reason I type everything out in text messages. She deserves it for being a lazy ass.
meddude 0
grammar FTL
kitkatkelly 0
Even if she had wanted to see that, testicles really are not that sexy...
FoundManyLemons 0
YDI, totally. When have you ever heard a woman say "Oh, look at the nutsack on him" or "Oh baby, your balls are so huge." It should have given you pause, at least. Nads aren't really sexy.
SaturnE_fml 0
Neither are labias, they look like oysters. And boobs look like googly eyed cartoons. But I _have_ heard girls say both those things. Kinda funny how many women are insulting him telling him that male parts are not attractive. I wonder how many of the same women would be righteously pissed if this was a girl who texted her breasts, and all the male commenters said "damn that's disgusting, BREASTS"?
pike1790 0
Your evidence also protects you since she asked for them... #7 ftw.
infantrygirl 0
I'm looking at all these "your stupid" comments, and praying to all the gods I can think of that these people are trying to be funny, rather than serious.
McCannCanTriple 0
Calling someone an idiot because of a simple mistake... wow. Was the text over a phone or the computer? The phone makes more sense that she would get it wrong.