Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Top comments
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
goldthiosulfate 0
#76, if it was text language, she probably would have written "ur" then it could have been his fault. but if you're texting and don't want to use punctuation, you could at least write "youre" to be clear...especially saying something like you're nuts when talking about sending a sexy picture! she should have been more careful.
fbeau258 0
That is so weak! I hate when people don't use correct grammar, I would have made the same mistake
JohnFR33M4N 0
and thats why you stay in school....
Chris968 0
LMAO I'm sorry that sucks but that's funny. I wonder how many people would get annoyed with me when I correct their grammar if this happened to them...
DaemonDoC 0
ahahahaha:) you should've guessed i think... or at least ask. horny, eh?:) ps: why do you have photo of your nuts o.0
k510 1
Perhaps the girl did it on purpose because she really wanted to see it but didn't want him to know she wanted to see it. Girls are so convoluted sometimes. But then again, maybe she's not actually smart enough for that. #31 There are several reasons why a person writes "pun not intended" after such a statement. 1, they really did not intend the pun at the time of writing but merely realized it after rereading their statement. Thus, they put "pun not intended" so people don't misunderstand their meaning. Or 2, they realize that most people are stupid enough to not understand puns and thus they put it to show these people it could be a pun. Perhaps you are one of them and only realized it because the commenter put "pun not intended."
vampyr8 0
I absolutely hate it when people use the wrong forms of you're/your, two/too/to and their/they're/there. It irritates me to no end, and this is exactly why. Of course, the circumstance is entirely hilarious and stupid to begin with, it's not just the grammar that's at fault here. Haha. Definitely FML worthy.
jakkal 0
Her own damn fault. She got what she asked for whether she was aware of it or not.
Pongo_fml 0
in no universe are pictures of a dude's nuts sexy. fail.
TurtleGenius 0
Both of you guys are idiots.