Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
CJune24
Huddersfield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
The Great Pretender
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Top comments
ILoveEggnog 7
I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.
hwilly 0
Damn, next time your on top ha
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swansung 0
Maybe youre the woman of his dreams now.
ElGranOrgo 0
I'm sure that it was you having a dream of a man on top of you
Jojo1978 0
If a man I was having intercourse with fell asleep I would seriously be Spicing things up in the bedroom!!
KaskStunter 4
He isn't the man of your dreams, he is a real person and not the fantasy in your head...
sourgirl101 29
You went from L.L. Cool J's Doin' it, doin' it and doing it well -to- I'm going to knock you out, said Mamma going to knock you out!
CasualZombie 6
you must suck. and not in a good way. like a bad way. you're terrible at sex. you should just quit. maybe take a class..? do they even have those? I know they have couples sex therapy but a class teaching you how to do it without putting your partner to sleep? nahh just quit. never have sex again. get a cat.
xITZxTuRtLeX 0
awwww yeah!!! I like ur taste in girls scene chicks ftw!!!
notquite69 0
You should move a little bit.
yourlifesucks24 0
he got super excited haha
selbow 3
what a load of shit, fair enough if he was on the bottom but seeing as he was on top he would had to have been doing all the work in which case he couldn't possibly have fallen asleep... unless of course your idea of hot sex with the man of your dreams is motionless.
theonlysweetpea 10
Why does that sound like a perfectly horrid nursery rhyme?