Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
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Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
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Top comments
NaoPudding 8
Ew. Children and their germs. I hope mom/dad tipped you well for that.
mariet_fml 23
If Mom/Dad admitted that they knew Junior was sick, ban them. That's ******* disgusting.
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Comments (78)
NaoPudding 8
Ew. Children and their germs. I hope mom/dad tipped you well for that.
ImaWiseGuy 5
mmmm I love broccoli.....
moble15 0
ya
selbow 3
maybe they were already out shopping or something, or he went there straight from school and he became sick just before getting the haircut.
FarSide 23
Guess both of you had broccoli today.
LunaNstars 0
children hater!
abbi96x 0
You examined his vomit?! Jeez, don't look at it just clean it up!
noobgang7 5
At least he eats his vegetables
Redneck42 0
62 you have to look at it to clean it up.
naughtia 14
you cut hair in a gown?
sterlingarcher 1
eww.. that's so disgusting!
sourgirl101 29
I just started to watch the show "Archer". What a great cartoon! Super funny!(:
PeteyPablo12308 20
Omg yes! I love that show.
sterlingarcher 1
omg me too!!!! haha obviously! :) it's the best show ever!
BadasS14 0
i know right..broccoli Is disgusting it gives me fever too XD
Miss_Michaela 10
Oh my.. That sucks for you!
Miss_Michaela 10
Ha! We're the same 3 top comments for this FML and the one above. What are the chances. ;)
Liamj774 36
I think you means that blows
JonaDona 2
lesson learned... dont eat ur vegetables
sterlingarcher 1
haha win ^^
sniperkit 10
I present you with ONE FREE INTERNET, sir.
Leebra 6
Oh yum.
cheer4ever96 8
ewwww...nasty!!
mariet_fml 23
If Mom/Dad admitted that they knew Junior was sick, ban them. That's ******* disgusting.
bubblekitty 1
ugh that is horrible. and what the heck does OP mean?! I'm confused -.-
sannamm 5
I ask myself that very question! ;)
BlackOpsPWNR 0
It means Original Poster(the one who posted the fml)
bubblekitty 1
geezus so complicated
T3P33_fml 0
if you don't understand something just go on Urban Dictionnary.
leeshxx 3
I am amazed! you my friend are lucky you didnt get spammed with other users telling you it means orange pubes, optimus prime etc.
ImaWiseGuy 5
no no 10, it's universally accepted as ovary puncher....
CarleeBugg123 5
Ouch 31!!
T3P33_fml 0
if they are dead they can't disagree. just sayin',..
Livinia 11
Ew, that's so gross!! You should be paid extra for that.
ChantelRenaeee 0
don't you just LOVE work&kids mixed together?