Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
The Great Pretender
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Top comments
ILoveEggnog 7
I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.
hwilly 0
Damn, next time your on top ha
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MinnesotaMakesMe 0
Use a new strategy besides getting him wasted next time lol
calmyourfatself 1
kindly punch him in his face get up and leave is obviously the proper respond to him passing out
MadiStorey 0
Sounds exactly like the scene from "The Way We Were".
world_is_a_fail 6
next time just tie him to a wall or something so he'd still have to stand and then rape him
swinglifeaway123 8
I did that once. She was sooo pissed.
jose18 3
Narcoleptic
pauldestiny 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA shahahab has ababhanhahaha
exoticDeath 20
"Pussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me NyQuil"