Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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ZeroStick 3
That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.
kingsrock916 0
Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(
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Comments (312)
whostolemylama 12
aww fly
moofin123456 0
at least he died happy? >_>
isabella3 0
hopefully he was happy...
shortstuff9519 0
that sux
PimpdaddyCJT 13
ohh god it's Isabella
angelit0 4
that's just sad :(
isabella3 0
attn everyone: it's me...intoxicunt!!! haha gotcha!!!!
sammiller4 3
awww how sad :(
RTRbryant 0
dis dick isnt dead
Tasanasanta 0
What? Confusion. Maybe... probably not.
rockmetal0712 0
awe..... sorry for you loss op! losing a pet is always a terrible experience!
mattman1994 0
hehe that sucks
buzz18 7
Awww pooor dog :/
RokstaRx88 0
holy piss you are gorgeous isabella
sugarr0babby0 0
We just put our dog to sleep, like an hour ago ): I feel your pain OP. goodluck.
browneyedgirl52 13
that's so sad! ):
Stupified 0
Shoulda had a V8!
pinkpillowz 0
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suppressed08 2
Well would you look at that? an actual FML. not one of these bf/gf ones, a REAL one. :) though I'm still sympathetic for the OP :/
StoryOfTheYear 15
I don't think it's normal for dogs to sit in one place for days anyway :|
happy_dino 6
Awwwwwwwwww!!!!! I'm sorry OP!!!!!!!!! :(
FFML314 0
I'm sorry OP but YDI
Alphreak 0
FYL, not FLY.
fable_fayebee 0
aye.... sorry for the dead pet ;3;
anthaz_fml 0
that is depressing..
cookiemobzta 0
kill yourself. poor dog
2kool4skoolyo 0
but no more
Rine45 0
OP I'm so sorry for your loss. :( R.I.P doggy
bosskidz20 2
awww. :(
its_callie_bitch 0
that happened to me in like 3rd grade. :/
oarisimo 4
106, he said hours, not days. learn to read.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sry 165, Im sorry for being such a loser and not being able to read, I learned from this experience that I can no longer make a mistake for the rest of my life You are my role model, thank you for enlightening me to such a bliss
jessisaur 0
I used to have a dog named Rufus but he died :( sorry for your loss
oarisimo 4
you're welcome 169. I'm glad I could be of service!
AlterFukiinRoccz 0
good job 196 ;')
StoryOfTheYear 15
It was a good job, my life is changed forever :D
MissMel_xo 0
that's so sad. :(
BallinJ 0
pics?
tooGee24 0
am I the only one that thinks this is funny? anyone? yes?? okay well fyl but damm it's funny to me how u didn't realized it op lol
xlostwithoutu 0
See :(
Bekll 31
Who's Isabella?
digger93 0
u r kind of an ass; dont ya think?
xbigcitydreams 0
Omg R.I.P you poor thing.
twinkiefeets 17
It says hours how did you get days
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Wut?
9010649 3
omg that terrible!!!!
xxBrokenHeartxx 0
yea :( have a funeral? haha(:
nick3600 22
No laughing matter >_>
ZeroStick 3
That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.
FFML_314 12
Awh, that is really sad!!
ilovelife_01 0
Aww, that is sad...
me_is_lala 2
aww I'm sorry :(
ilovepoptarts24 0
aw that's so sad. I'm so sorry for you. :(
NeonAgatha 0
:'(
UpYoursInAdvance 0
WOW.... that is like seriously ****** Up OP cause I like dogs do stay strong OP I feel your pain of losing a fellow Canine FYL :(
B4SK3TB4IL 0
LMAO ur picture haha
UpYoursInAdvance 0
112 Yep.. I HATE them so ******* much especially Kobe ugh...
kitgurl100 0
wow I'm so happy i found someone who also can't stand the lakers! yay *web high five*
starile 20
Don't be jealous bc my team won ;)
kingsrock916 0
Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(
starile 20
That's a bit violent, there, 12. I put FYL but maybe those people who put YDI think that the OP should have paid more attention to their sick/dying dog and could have done more to help their dog.
Ashleexx 0
agreed :/ that's harsh !! op didn't fknn deserve tht no one deserves tht pain !! I'm so sorry ):
bigredmonkeybutt 30
WTF?? Because someone doesn't agree with you they deserve to be castrated & shot in the head? You are seriously ****** up!!
UpYoursInAdvance 0
12 Aint that the truth!
ItalianFilipino 0
ok I agree that OP didn't deserve it but 12, your taking things a bit far. OP doesn't deserve that pain, I'm sorry
Chibi_Hiroko 18
Maybe the dog was just getting old and died of natural causes (old age)?