Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
CJune24
Huddersfield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
The Great Pretender
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Top comments
ILoveEggnog 7
I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.
hwilly 0
Damn, next time your on top ha
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Comments (143)
plurpower 0
maybe he was to drunk ... to even finish >.< :)
jjnotantibi 2
Lol i know the feeling as well OP. It sucks sorry
fuckme131 0
I feel your pain! I was having sex with the man of my dreams to on his birthday and he passed out under me right after he had just told me all the dirty things we were about to do! damn alcohol! lol
Capt_Oblivious 10
And now you can be the women of his dreams.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe he lost interest after seeing your comment on FML about his 3.5 inch dick.... :-/
capnbzarr 43
I hope the sleep was after he had an ****** (which could be taken as a compliment), and not before. Either way, it sounds like he's really a man of *his own* dreams.
Ctwebsyter 0
your fault OP, for having the man of your dreams someone who falls asleep mid-coitus.
KodyTheCannibal 0
That narcolepsy's a bitch, huh?
dcats 13
maybe you are the woman in his dream too. that explain why he fell sleep doesn't it?
refuse2lose 0
haha ALCOHOL !!!!!