Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
CJune24
Huddersfield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
The Great Pretender
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Top comments
ILoveEggnog 7
I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.
hwilly 0
Damn, next time your on top ha
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Comments (143)
Mad_Alien 8
thruuuuust
dolphincheddar 10
nice toilet
loveofyourlife11 0
haha! 76 nice catch there. that is hilarious!!! why do people put pictures Ike that on the internet? do they really not notice the toilet there?
chris71sk8r 8
Was he fat?! Could you breathe?! Stop worrying about sex and worry about your life OP!
joker1209 0
punch that dude in the face and tell him to finish wat he came there to do
Mattsta123 5
take control and get ontop of him. show him you want it
ShyAnn29 15
maybe she's so good it tired him out, it could happen
iHateThisLife 10
well u can also look at it the other way, u wore him out!
shaniecerb 0
what do u mean the man of your dreams?thats a weird statement.is it your man pr a random guy?so many unanswered questions
shaniecerb 0
*or
mrmerino 0
ydi for having a "man of your dreams". they can never exist.
killface93 0
that's some good sex
bgawne 0
she must have been awsome in bed to put him to sleep
Jrefinne 7
I know, right? All these comments blaming the woman for doing a crappy job... Maybe it was the man's fault for being so hard to please that he exhausted himself.