Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
CJune24
Huddersfield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
The Great Pretender
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Top comments
ILoveEggnog 7
I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.
hwilly 0
Damn, next time your on top ha
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Comments (143)
tlynn78 1
womp, wooomp.
MuffyStJacques 0
Maybe laying there like a dead fish bored him to sleep.
ReaganKJ 0
..... maybe he has narcolepsy ?
MakeAScene 4
I was thinking this, too.
sourgirl101 29
I was thinking he's drunk and finally passed out.
FMLsOhilarious 6
That's what I was thinking.
leeshxx 3
that's what you get for having boring old missionary sex. Spice it up. throw in a studded butt plug and some hand cuffs. also if you really wanna wake him up with a jolt, electricity to the nipples can be fun. remember folks it's not rape If you yell SURPRISE!
MakeAScene 4
Your attempt at being funny is almost painful.
leeshxx 3
love, if I wanted an assholes opinion I would have farted
MakeAScene 4
Lol, just stop.
shitbags 0
haha lmao
babygirlchan123 0
maybe it felt so good, he hyperventilated, nd he fainted lol
im_awsome 2
maybe hes planing to hit it in the morning ? or else fyl
splice520 4
did you continue??
mariazzz 5
what a nightmare
diabian 9
without even coming?!!