Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I realized how in love I am with my soulmate. How how do I tell my wife? FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML
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Top comments
Ninjafriends 1
You were looking deep into her eyes, but she couldn't tell because of your filthy glasses.
BonyorBobby 4
Poor you, next time clean your glasses first then tell her ;)
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Comments (68)
Ninjafriends 1
You were looking deep into her eyes, but she couldn't tell because of your filthy glasses.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, is your nickname X-ray?
persianjr1 7
you should be talking dirty not looking dirty :D
Bosia 0
But the question remains: what exactly WAS the "filth" on those glasses of his? I wonder... *shifty eyes*
persianjr1 7
haha good one ^
LightningLadyy 0
We probably don't wanna know O.o
_nathalia_ 0
This isn't even a good FML. Just clean your glasses. Obviously she got married to you if she loves you. So please get a life.
Ninjafriends 1
Semen
Go_Die_in_A_Hole 0
Maybe what she meant was that she wanted you to clean your glasses so you can see the real her, the evil one. You were only seeing the loving side of her.
craphappened 4
I love you too...
pepelapew 0
I love u tio
craphappened 4
Hey! Why the mod?
Sirin_fml 47
It's buried by other users, not moderated. It seems 4 people didn't like your comment.
frear 0
I love you more
craphappened 4
Aaw shucks, why would anyone dislike that phrase? Strange people you are.
xxsarsoura 0
55 is hot ;D
atticuz 2
and you're not lol
BonyorBobby 4
Poor you, next time clean your glasses first then tell her ;)
wolftastic 0
goddamn, what an uglyass profile pic.
SparcMac 0
lol ikr
BonyorBobby 4
What is your problem atleast I'm brave enough xD
manderrface 0
wow. you really wasted your time saying this was an ugly picture? look at yours. 1st one is a zoom in on a guys crotch and the other is retarded ass penguin. grow up.
WTSchool 0
Well it's something I would've said. Dirty glasses are the worst to look at. (: Glad to see how much your wife thinks of you though. Lol. I'm sure she loves you too. But really, clean your glasses.
Doortje 30
WOW, I can just feel the love all the way over here.
iDorkieRawr 14
Well , us Girls take Ophthalmology incredibly serious ! Think about how insensitive you're being ! Haha , I'm just kidding.
Doortje 30
The last one was probably a mistake :')
zebramebra926 0
if you are looking deep into her eyes and trying to be romantic, and theres shit on your glasses, YDI
very_ugly_girl 0
I hate looking into dirty glasses, just shows how dirty the owner is and just sicking to my stomach. I always clean my glasses every hour and wash them every week.
yazmi_09 3
no one cares
Twisted107 4
then clean your glasses
bannedforlife 0
Twisted, love your dog pic! Miniature Schnauzers rock!
unidentified_sta 5
Let me guess, self-esteem insecurities?