Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML
Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
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Top comments
maibiz 0
No, didn't you hear? They've added a new charm.
saranottelling 7
NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...
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Comments (81)
effthis 0
theyre after your lucky charms
DeathSticks 0
You found weedles in your cereal? QUICK PUT THEM IN YOUR POKEBALLS!!!
BannedStory 0
well thats just lame..
jakehandy 0
nice:)
xxkoneko444xx 0
Holy heck, that's down right disgusting. Also, @ effthis, they are after the lucky charms! XD
theeBeezWaXx 0
what are weevils.? i never heard of them :/
imperfectclarity 0
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=weevils
Luckster 0
Huh...they're actually kinda cute by insect standards.
kelleyb323 0
@49 I totally agree I've always thought they were cute ~ ~ ~
Seventytimeseven 0
Yea I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. That is absolutely awful
killer1525 20
lol so you had pokemon eating your cereal
lalalala2424 0
FYI, basil leaves keep out weevils
ForkCrest 0
Guess your lucky charms were not so lucky, haha
perdix 31
I'll bet those weevils devoured that annoying leprechaun that comes in every box. (As opposed to the disgruntled employee that comes in every box, in a different way.)
Ajjas013 6
No, I kind of liked that leprachaun... It's those stalker kids that chase him that bother me.
cam007_fml 0
I'm just glad that no disgruntled employees didn't come in my Cinamnon Toast Crunch.
Ajjas013 6
Can you see those cinnamon swirls?!
Trent14 0
yumyum
luvsyaweirdos 0
ewie thts soooooooo gross