Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML
Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
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Top comments
maibiz 0
No, didn't you hear? They've added a new charm.
saranottelling 7
NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...
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Comments (81)
Alexxx191 0
ewww what are weevies?
D3kl3 0
what the hell are weevils?
CallMeHush 1
Because you can never get a good answer from google...
CyclonePsycho 1
Weevils are like the badasses of the insect world. Their name even sounds cool. :o)
Ajjas013 6
Totally supercool name right?!
CyclonePsycho 1
I know! The Lucky Charms reference was pretty awesome, too. OP, you're an utter winner. Only the greatest of men have both weevils and Lucky Charms.
Ajjas013 6
So you're saying only the greatest of men have bugs in their cereal?
cam007_fml 0
Über pwnage for the weevils.
containsnosoy 0
You didn't eat a bite, so... what's the big deal?
TheLetterZero 7
I see they released the YuGiOh edition of Lucky Charms...
rhi_pwnz_n00bz 0
Hold up a second OP. You found hundreds of Pokemons in your cerial? That doesn't seem like an FML. I would've starting pwning some of those weevil with my charizard.
Flounder 2
To all those talking about Pokemon - just because you didn't know weevils existed until you started watching Japanimation doesn't mean they aren't actual insects
higglebiggle 0
It's called a ~JOKE~.
toaster012 17
sucks ass
rogue_211 0
YDI sort your food out! Clean kitchen has no weevils!
Ajjas013 6
They kind of look like maggots. Or mutated sperm cells that come to life! Or... Maggots. It depends how you look at it. But either way there's a good way to look at this and a bad: Good: You save a damn lot of money on sprinkles. (A lot of money compared to the time of the Great Depression) And you have the enjoyment of eating mutated sperm. At least you don't have pubes in your food. Be thankful Bad: You have to buy some more cereal.
crazyanimeyaoifn 0
You have Man-eating humanoids in you cereal?!? Quick some one call Torchwood!
Ecuij 0
I love you. I scrolled through here watching for a Torchwood reference. XD
passinby 3
Me too!! I would HATE to find those in my cereal O__o