Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
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Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
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Top comments
maibiz 0
No, didn't you hear? They've added a new charm.
saranottelling 7
NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...
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Comments (81)
lalalala2424 0
that's just nasty
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Hey OP the same thing Happened to me. Refridgerate the Charms, protect them from Weevils.
tromboneboy 2
put bay leafs in ur pantries
Ajjas013 6
Saves money on sprinkles :D
Otto12 0
wow, how really is this an FML. first, u didn't even eat them, so no harm done. second, this Is nature, u leave something out to long, things will grow in it. if this was even close to an FML YDI
joshhh11 0
they're always after me lucky charms!! D:
drunastunamazing 0
nasssssstyyy! :D ugh sorry I'm pregnant and have nothing but cereal cravings and if I had to open a box up to tht I would just cry! dood u really have to eat more haha
haney66 0
don't complain. starving children in Africa would love weevil infested cereal :)
drunastunamazing 0
haha yea that's so true!
KoiTeeth 0
@110- Dude, not cool. The orphans in Africa are in a horrible situation. There's nothing to laugh at there. Consider what you're posting. And, yeah, they might enjoy it. Don't you find that sad at all?
luvtheknot 6
Nooo don't let them steal yer lucky charms
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Was that before our after you pored a bowl?
lillirose10490 11
does it matter? either way, he can't eat it.
mrspsl 0
that is nasty :(
MBTnauset 0
Lucky Charms: Find the magic inside every box!
_Naboo_ 0
^ THIS. Also, that does suck. Keep your cereal in the refrigerator.
jjtivey97 0
104- you're hot ;)
Lokizzle 0
I just inverted.
Bugatti_Veyron 1
you "went to the kitchen"? what were you ever doing out of it???
stillxsearching 3
no gender specified ... OP could be a dude. you FAIL.
Bugatti_Veyron 1
nothing ever said they weren't a woman!
Desertman123 4
sexist asshole trying to be witty
Rickityraou 0
classic!
BritishHobo 0
Brilliant. Not only do they use the stupidly old and unoriginal kitchen joke, they use it on someone who might not even be a woman. Dumbest FML comment ever?
infiniti_G 0
it was untill you posted
Bugatti_Veyron 1
wow people relax! it was a joke!
Ajjas013 6
Are you trying to say women belong in the kitchen because they need to make sandwiches? Chances are that if OP is a man than you could be gay. Maybe you are, maybe you aren't. Or you don't really care about the gender of the creature that makes your sandwich. Which is slightly disturbing.
Bugatti_Veyron 1
alright: if it was a woman - make me a sammich! if it was a dude - thats nasty! happy now???
Ajjas013 6
If she's making me a sammich then yeah. I wasn't really offended, I just felt like posting that comment. We're cool right?
p00nhandler 0
ajjas013....shut the **** up and go make me a sandwich bitch!
Ajjas013 6
Guys don't make as good a sandwich as a girl will ever make.
sublime93 0
I make a mean sandwich
dacotaxx 0
ur a ******* British hobo idk how ur talking shit
kukitheaf 0
ajjas: gay guys make better sammiches. now go make him one
Ajjas013 6
#99 is right. And to my experience, girls make much better sammiches.
KoiTeeth 0
Funny how everybody is arguing about sandwiches but I just get hungry while reading the comments. Haha :D
starfish7 18
Maybe he was referring to the fact that French culture revolves around delicious food and why would anyone want to leave their kitchen if it was full of French fare?...although, Lucky Charms don't really belong in a real French diet!
danidollface 0
they are little bugs that will get in food with wheat in it if the food isn't contained properly.
Dallasluver19 14
No
ImaginaryFoe 1
Like a boll weevil? I'm not even 100% sure what that is but it sounds disgusting and somehow preventable.
IAmClay 24
Grain loving beetles with long nose-like structures
HannahBabe 0
super nasty..
Oreogasm 5
Weevil? as in the bug duelist?
KurouTenshi 0
THIS!! #7 = Win for this epic reference!!
BannedStory 0
haha hearing that cracks me up ! xD
Oreogasm 5
hahaah, typical sexist comment, but still funny
killabee 0
Just pour the milk and pretend you didn't see it. Yummy. No, but check the rest of your food quick!
maibiz 0
No, didn't you hear? They've added a new charm.
Nsnlover 0
jhigh five mizbiz