Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML
Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML
Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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FreddyLunch 0
Just hope they don't eat your insides.
amy397123 0
Just, ew.
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FreddyLunch 0
Just hope they don't eat your insides.
PumpkinTarte 0
Oh, yummy. They're going to hatch in your stomach and make a little home where they mate and create more moth eggs and more will hatch, and so forth. Helping the environment here a bit, actually.
mystomachurts 3
Well they're dead now.. and I guess they tasted good?
CyclonePsycho 1
Brings a whole new meaning to the saying "butterflies in my stomach". Except it's moths. :3
XxHannahxX 0
Well, at least your stomach acids will kill them...but that sucks...
crazieeli 0
i dont think they're gonna eat her insides since our stomach produces acid so doesnt it just break down everything? if anything, they'll probably come out when she poops :/
ananamoose 0
poops, everyone poops. it's a fact of life, for those guys out there that pretend girls don't poop, guess what they do!! haha wow think of the word poop for a second, is it funny or would it be immature it think it's a funny word, meh who cares thats a funny ass word. poops poops poops poops poops. haha you try!!
xkaitlinwhitex 0
shhh, we can't let them know that.
muziclife 0
just watch tomarrow your go!ng to throw up l!ttle moths !(:!
Chaos187 6
Well at least you wont have any moths in your pantry :D
amy397123 0
Just, ew.
darren824 0
moth-man
Zeek63 0
That is a delicacy in some countries like... Uhm damn I guess it isn't well FYL!
nike1 0
Ew :S FYL!
kyle_kbo20 0
larva move... you didnt notice it when u tool cookies out
dotVillain 1
Larva move. She noticed the larva move. The eggs, on the other hand, don't. Read more carefully before making yourself look like a douche bag.
Girreth 7
L2BTroll'd
Plumppotato 3
i bet they tasted good though huh?
catatonicsleep 17
The eggs will be destroyed by your stomach acid they won't hurt you, it's not like they're going to hatch in your stomach...
barlessprison 16
That's not the point. Point is she ate moth eggs. That alone is gross enough, no need to think of what's gonna happen in her tummy.
Xader 0
There is something comforting in the fact that she got her revenge by dropping the moth's children into a bubbling pit of acid...
riii 0
Bahaha, maybe you'll be ******** moths. FYL.
riii 0
and before anyone jumps to conclusions and calls me stupid, i know that they get destroyed by stomach acid. it was a joke.
junaho 0
Lol, they'd just fly right out of her ass.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
*LOL* What a disturbing mind image. XD
Darth_Taco 14
This is why I don't eat Christmas food in the middle of AUGUST :D. I'm sorry, but you kinda deserve this for not finishing them off in December or January.
redbluegreen 41
I have to agree with this.
Entheatus 13
They weren't from Christmas. My parents buy these kinds of cookies throughout the year.
Darth_Taco 14
Then...tell your parents to stop buying Christmas food year round. That's nasty! D: I am so sorry. I'd hug you if I knew who you were. Then I'd probably feed you pesticides XP.
nomnomsean 0
hahahahahahahahahaha
Flamesty 0
o.o Wow.
Ranoona 0
One word Yuck.