Today, I told my girlfriend I was exhausted and wanted a nap. She decided to join me, then got bored and started watching Instagram reels blasting the same five seconds of some awful Cardi B "song." She got pissed when I asked her to stop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long and stressful week, all I wanted was some time to myself with a few beers and a good video game. My girlfriend apparently disliked this, because she started blasting Cardi B, ran the vacuum behind me, and poured my beer down the sink when I used the bathroom. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
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d j mom 9
my guy does that too and I KNOW he's a self centered asshole. unfortunately I can't get out just yet. they never get better, only worse. leave now if you can.
easybree 10
meanwhile my bf comes in turns his light down low & mutes his vids when im sleeping. I couldn’t imagine blasting sounds or music when my baby is tired. get out man she seems selfish and that’s something you just can’t unlearn.
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d j mom 9
my guy does that too and I KNOW he's a self centered asshole. unfortunately I can't get out just yet. they never get better, only worse. leave now if you can.
easybree 10
meanwhile my bf comes in turns his light down low & mutes his vids when im sleeping. I couldn’t imagine blasting sounds or music when my baby is tired. get out man she seems selfish and that’s something you just can’t unlearn.
FluffythePink 23
My bf used to do this with YouTube. Until I blew up in a mushroom cloud about his abjectly selfish, utterly disrespectful behaviour and told him if he did it again, he'd need surgical assistance to retrieve his phone... He uses earphones now and we both get to chill in our own ways. Peace restored and everyone is happy.