Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML
Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son decided to make some rice for lunch. When we had it, I noticed a horrid gritty taste. It turns out, he puts dirt in the rice to make "Dirty Rice". FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
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a_peyton 3
My dad once lit fire to a trashcan when he saw maggots inside. The trashcan melted - Clearly he's not a big fan of bugs.
turdburgers 0
Pour a 1:4 mix of bleach and water in there. I guess you could then pour it down the disposal in your sink (though that'd be gross).
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Comments (119)
rooster1144 0
ai liek c0ck
GabeJohn 0
eww fyl lol
MYdykINyaAZZsss 0
haaahaa
adriiana1019 0
haha! thus really isn't a FML but w/e it's funny
thecbake4 0
What meat is he keeping in his trash cans :@
heeheehoo 0
Once I nearly bit into a banana that had maggots. thank god one decided to twitch.
Hanban 0
Does the book Harry Potter ever discussed about maggots? If so, call yourself magical. ;)
canadasucksthese 0
Canada sucks!
Withired_Away 0
Canadas awesome what you talkin about. Way better than America just saying.
ImaginaryFoe 1
How is this not an FML? That would've ruined my day for sure. I probably would've vomitted all over them then had to clean up the whole thing.
nolasaints 0
*gag* eww I think I'm gonna go spit out my home now
nolasaints 0
I ment gum stupid iphone
nolasaints 0
I ment gum stupid Iphone
samantha_durano 6
14: I love your hair.
wordgirl 0
That depends on what part of America and what part of Canada, wouldn't you say? :p
authorkid 2
66 is gay
danimal_crackerz 26
There's a button for that
brianred5 0
ewww that's gross
ladiesman14 0
this reminds me of a scene from the movie poltergiest.
sxychik 4
Dx ew...
nldawgsccr22795 0
ewwwwwwww
smashleighfig 0
whats with all these damn maggot FML's lately.
wildcat798 1
YDI!!! that's disgusting!!
amazinggbaby 2
He deserves it because they're disgusting? Thy makes no sense. People who feel the urge to tell everyone "YDI" are pathetic
Asheanao 0
What does that have to do with being mad at your brother, again?
LmaoLolRofl 0
He. was mad cuz he thought his brother had made the mess inside the trash can. Read the FML before you comment.
stillxsearching 3
hey #52 you idiot, 1. YOU should read the FML before you comment because OP is a girl, and 2. the anger at the brother still has NOTHING TO DO with the FML, which is having to clean up maggots. Who cares whether she was mad at her bro for making the mess or not? It doesn't make it any more or less gross. That's the point #9 was making and it is a valid point.
reneetlovesyou 30
No, #9 wasn't. OP was angry because she thought her brother made a mess of rice at the bottom at the trashcan and was pissed she had to clean his mess, only to realize he actually didn't make a mess; the rice were maggots. Which then led to being permanently disturbed and scared, I'm sure. You should read more to increase your deductive reasoning skills.
PurpleSprite 7
121 for the win
heavyset 0
that's some nasty shit lmao make some Chinese food with em
shamille 5
oh hello, wor sue gai, nice to see you again!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
I ate a maggot once. it tastes worse than cicadas
mcgugs 0
"we're...not...rice...we're...maggots!" Rodney: oh, well that would explain why they all moved to one side when I poured salt on them... (flushed away reference...surprise nobody said it yet)
iloveloosy12 0
uggh
Starcatch77 20
Yeah...