Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
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Guiseppi 0
Congrats for having the only FML that has ever made me shiver upon reading it.
Lava_Love 0
holy shit was it a special k bar? cause that exact same thing happened to me i wanted to throw up but i was in a car. i saw it and was like this is oddly soft....then turned to my best friend who was also eating one and said "stop eating that right now!" she instantly knew what i meant, we looked at each other and screamed.
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wiseoldone 0
Happened to me once with Ramen... my mom hadn't told me that she had that package in the cabinet for years.
cupcakemann95 7
I'm going to not eat ramen for a while....
Jiplo 18
I'm not going to eat for a while. *shivers*
Lava_Love 0
holy shit was it a special k bar? cause that exact same thing happened to me i wanted to throw up but i was in a car. i saw it and was like this is oddly soft....then turned to my best friend who was also eating one and said "stop eating that right now!" she instantly knew what i meant, we looked at each other and screamed.
ohguru 0
well that motivates me even more to make my own granola bars instead of eating processed food.
Eir_fml 1
I've had this with ramen too. The particular one was in the freezer for a while, and it had some worms and eggs in it, it looked like. It was gross, but I noticed it when I was making it (it wasn't instant) at least.
TJ_fml 0
File a lawsuit, easy moneys!
Sipos 0
law$uit?
Samantha0001 0
i agree with #20 xD
sunshinegirl_fml 0
lmfao @ #29
Chura 0
this happened to me with gravy.. but they were itty bitty teeny tiny worms.. and like... 50 of them.. my best friend and i decided to make some gravy (we ran out) (the instant packet kind) for the left over thanksgiving dinner we had... she hadn't touched her potatoes.. i finished mine.. she looked at hers and saw them.. i realized i already finished mine... eww..
Guiseppi 0
Congrats for having the only FML that has ever made me shiver upon reading it.