Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0
your reply " and I've always wanted to meet an ignorant bitch"
Darth_Draco 0
WTF? what a terrible rude thing to say!
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Comments (127)
bonnieandclyde44 0
hahhaha first! you shud be ashamedddd
DonkeyDelight 0
In all honesty, who would just assume you were gay, I call fake.
_Naboo_ 0
^THIS. :) Eh, it replied to the wrong one.
ZleveL 0
why do 75% of fmls come from this area of France?
xxreikoxx 31
It doesn't even say France.
whitley1031 0
The France thing is bc if you don't put in a location, it automatically chooses this one. And btw, FYL
BeatNik169 3
Hey-O! But really, FYL!
BrettFavreisgod 0
I'm Ron Burgundy?
matt9999 0
haha
killerviral 0
a girl won't say that in real life
gwarrr 0
#90 actually my friend has been asked by girls if he was gay on numerous ocasions when he isn't
whitley1031 0
Yeah, girls do. I have friends tht are girls who talk about how much fun gay guys are an whatnot, and how when they meet one they'll be "bffl's" :P i don't understand girls.
roflcopter9000 0
yeh I don't get why girls have an attraction to gay guys... it's really wierd.
drcool41 0
man haven't u seen kick ass? play along
Lord_of_0 4
Hm, maybe you just didn't hear them. I'm gay, and I hear stuff like that all the time from girls.
HanaxD 0
Ouch. :O
Otto12 0
the solution to this fml is above^
Pointy130 0
I'd tell her to keep on hoping, and ditch her ass.
42billybob 5
@ 51 well his name is richard... the short of which is dick (i don't know why either). maybe that's it.
Darth_Draco 0
WTF? what a terrible rude thing to say!
darkmis1 18
I don't think she meant it as am insult. I think she actually thought he's gay.
wandaax03 0
it's not such a HORRIBLE, BAD thing to be gay.
repyourcliche 0
yeah, if you are it. if you're not and everyone thinks you are... it is a bit.
Chopperman_fml 0
It's horrible and bad if you're not gay and trying to score with a chick...
jones91 0
however it does make an amazingly funny thing to watch.
Sun_Kissed18 25
No its just horrible that she judged him from three words "Hi, I'm Tom" or something to that effect. Even if he said more it couldn't have been a lot; therefore, she is a rude jerk who judges people.
joshhh11 0
Or maybe he said "Hi, I'm dick", seeing as dick is short for Richard ;)
8trickster8 0
Maybe his name is Gay? He'd have to have pretty cruel parents though.
apfunction 0
it's horrible because that's not something you should say, even if he was gay. gay people are human beings, not exciting exhibits.
Cristaderzi 0
Umm Actuallly it us among the worst to be a homosexual... Read the Quaran And Bible! Heck Even Bhuaddists cant stand the idiot queers!!!
killa_b 0
yes it Is ..... god created Adam and eve not Adam and Steve ! and no I'm not religious . I'm Jamaican ! fire bun fi all battyboy !
joey112 0
So true! I would rather have a gay teenage son than one that is rude, has no sense of class, manners or hygeine, and doesn't know what hair product to use!
Subal_fml 8
Why the hell would you care what hair product your son uses?
bonnieandclyde44 0
lol
dragonwarrior 3
Must be a reason she said that. YDI
davidhasmorefun 0
your reply " and I've always wanted to meet an ignorant bitch"
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Or "suck my ****, bitch" that would send the message straight, and your sexuality.
tysta 0
Oh yeah that ones better.
thatwouldsuck1 0
yeah I've tried that before. ex-girlfriends don't take it too well haha
DrEa_IN2_ur_HART 0
@ 10- Niiice! lol.
Malinkrot 3
I've noticed nowadays that there are a lot of feminime guys...the kind that have that sort-of-tousled-little-boy bowl cut, have more girl friends than guy friends, talk like a Valley Girl and enjoy taking pictures of themselves way too much...that guy with the annoying sunglasses and panda hat on The Real World DC is a perfect example. If you are one of those guys then I'm not surprised.
marc33 0
hey gal.... cum n meet me! ;)
danmmcd 0
I don't get why this is a bad thing, it's the perfect plan, and he doesn't have to go through all the trouble of convincing her.
mfmylifesrsly 30
yeah I think you could say you are gay and then become her bestie and takes baths with her and she won't think anything of it cause you're 'gay' hehe
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
..Wanna get high?
Nsnlover 0
nice!
flame1819 0
I was gonna clean my room, but I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom, but I got high my room is still messed up, and I know why because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiigh!
harryman04 0
best song ever
devendra_fml 0
eh, take it in stride. correct her and she'll be way more embarrassed than you are. i'm a gay guy; someone thought i was a really butch lesbian once. you get over it.
Towelie_31 0
#12 I think yours is more of FML, that's hilarious. If you could get over that OP should be good.
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
Lets get high!
joshhh11 0
Modern Warfare 3? :O
flame1819 0
lada da da dada da da!