Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mikej1985
Canada
Impressive
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Ilovelife07
United States
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
charliebravo77
United States
Slippery
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
pgmonster
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Wreckless Eric
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Norway
Best seat in the house
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
eyeleanify
United States
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
TJ AJ RJ / IV the V
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Bad sign
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Top comments
maskedman 9
it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.
Bugatti_Veyron 1
so... did he die?
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Bugatti_Veyron 1
so... did he die?
Nsnlover 0
niceee u made my favorites
Ajjas013 6
Tell him his truck was ugly and you were doing him a favor.
Ajjas013 6
Then he gives you a raise. OH YEAH (Kool-Aid man reference =P)
Theo_fml 0
What can I say, women drivers.
NotFML_FYL 0
Exactly why females shouldn't drive...
thor89 0
I smell a raise o_O
themikal 0
I would be like, more mutha fucka, fire my glock... too much tupac will change you kids... but seriouslly, YDI for driving bad
breenarae25 0
but males get drunk and drive which makes them stupid , so can't we just say we all drive stupidly sometimes??
lalolalololalalo 0
guys do it sometimes but women do it all the time
man_down 5
lol
Liammg 12
so woman can't drive drunk now?
mrspsl 0
now thats gotta be awkward
Oreogasm 5
Add another .1202314568 to the unemployment rate
maskedman 9
it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.
KurouTenshi 0
Damn! There goes your raise. And you worked so hard ******* your way to the top...
dgranger 0
another example of women not being able to drive
ambrz 0
sexist asshole!!
thekingjoe90 0
its not sexist if its true
Sabre300 0
it is true, I've been in 3 wrecks with women drivers, all 3 of them got tickets and my car comes out with newer parts each time. so we should let women keep driving, a shopping cart dinged my fender so I need a new one
nates0210 0
would it have been better if he wasnt in it? ... because... thats called a hit and run.
wmertz15 0
learn to drive
sidvoltaire 0
I hate people like you.
thekingjoe90 0
i know right people who can't drive... then complain about it. This should read Today I was leaving work, and one of my employees backed into my truck. I just washed it to...FML
tysta 0
Respect and agree to the 5th dergree my homie g