Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty self-conscious about his weight, but I had a brain-fart and told him he shouldn't try to put too much weight on it. His feelings are more hurt than his ankle now. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Top comments
Aksta 18
At least he tried to help. FYL
Meettitan 14
All's whale that ends whale.
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Comments (117)
jnazzty 4
I guess he should have brought his fork lift
lifeofpie25 16
well now you need to break your back
Kiwiscanfly 19
Lift with the knees, not with the back.. It's his bad lifting, not your heavy weight :) I threw my back out putting shoes on, so it's not that hard to throw your back out if you do things wrong
Xotoolyxo 16
At least he was sweet about it, take his word for it
itsmecutiepie 17
Aww, he's a sweetie for trying though. Normally when people on FML say "that's a keeper" they mean it in a sarcastic manner, but he really is a keeper.
gracehi 33
I agree. However OP may feel about the way she looks, she is loved. There are fit and attractive people everywhere longing to be truly loved. Someone who really cares about you brings much more joy to your life than a small waist line.
JamieLT 22
It's the thought that counts!
mrsjohnson2711 9
That just means he incorrectly picked you up. I'm sure you are beautiful the way you are.
sololeah_fml 9
hey ! everyone thinks there overweight ! I'm sure you're not !
Grayness_ 26
Maybe he wasn't strong enough. I've picked up girls that are 100-150. More than that is hard. 200+ yeah it will **** you up if you not fit not strong for it.
scotty910 9
But does he even lift?