Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty self-conscious about his weight, but I had a brain-fart and told him he shouldn't try to put too much weight on it. His feelings are more hurt than his ankle now. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Aksta 18
At least he tried to help. FYL
Meettitan 14
All's whale that ends whale.
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Comments (117)
mr_jack_meoff 5
Don't worry, if you are fat, it seems he doesn't To mind. Most guys like girls with curves. And if you are sloppy fat, I doubt he would have even tried. He'd be like oh hell no. I can't pick your fat ass up.
fooska 5
Well atleast you have a wondefull boyfriend who tried to help you
termin8tor786 10
Honestly is the best policy and your BF is a Dumbass!!
caffeineneko45 8
He was trying to make her feel better.
worldclassrager 41
Time to go to the gym for both of you...or just him so he can lift you...
chosha_fml 27
Maybe it's time to accept that you're overweight and also the fact that your boyfriend loves you and finds you attractive. Whether you want to try to lose weight or not, stop feeling down about your own body. It's you. Love yourself.
Fsvb 32
I like how you said "Because I always think I'm overweight" instead of saying "because I'm fat/overweight". This, to me, implies that you aren't really fat and may have (or may be at the beginning of) an eating disorder or a body dysmorphic syndrome, but realize that this isn't really true and try to fight that image/keep a realistic image of yourself. Does it make any sense what I'm saying? I hate how a lot of people here just assume you are overweight. I can barely lift my boyfriend, who is merely 60 kilo's... Strength and carrying capacity is different for each and everyone :P
love_me_electric 20
It still doesn't necessarily mean you're fat. You can throw out you back lifting under 100lbs.
madelineclairee 1
Don't worry about it. I threw my weight lifting day's shoulder out, and I'm 90 lbs.
havok87 11
Time to hit the gym.
xDistant 13
If you think you're overwieght, I hope you're at least doing something about it, such as eating healthy and working out.