Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
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rldostie 19
So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.
Bizzatch 0
who cares ?
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jimmychunk 0
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Owned!!
Horney4her69 0
a butch bitch
Beli_fml 0
maybe he's bi? Inno. could be possible.
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
maybe you should not be such a man
Ep1cPha1l 0
maybe you more manly than he is feminine
reyemrein 0
There has to be a Norweigan joke in there somewhere....
sublimaze 6
he's obviously not getting enough protein. he needs more throat yogurt and c0ckmeat sammiches
FYLDeep 26
At least he's going to the gym?
Zer0_Zer0 0
Today, my girlfriend was lifting heavier weights than me in the gym. FML
hotscar 3
well it depends. are you more masculine?
Secret_Fire_King 0
Why is OP allowed to complain that she is lifting heavier weights than her bf?.. She thinks a man should be stronger than a woman?.. Isn't that considered sexist nowadays?.. If I said that a man should be stronger than a wom-- Oh Noes!!.. Feminists are trying to kill me!!!
yolifesucks 0
I don't see the issue, i'm stonger than one third of the boys in my class. And im proud of that. an if he is your boyfriend you should be more understanding and respectful. it's more like a f his life
BenLarge1 0
Feminist are such hypocrites (sp?) (most of the time)
cookiemobzta 0
wow really? maybe he was warming up, that's common sence.
Pearljammer001 0
errr is there something wrong with skinny guys? btw I'm 5' 7" and weigh 97 pounds......
fuckyourlife99 0
yeah it means you have small dicks
Pearljammer001 0
look who's talking
boatkicker 5
There isn't anything wrong with skinny guys, but unless you're lying about your height and weight, you're very much underweight, which IS a problem. It's not healthy, and it's certainly not nice to look at. I used to be underweight. I'm surprised you don't have doctors jumping down your throat at every given moment. Strangers in the store used to stop me in the store to give me a talks about gaining weight (SO AWKWARD!) idk. Maybe it's just because I was a girl and people automatically assume that any girl who is too skinny has an eating disorder. But still.... gain some weight.
Pearljammer001 0
about that boatkicker, I am really underweight, but it's because I'm under medication for ADHD and one of the main side effects is loss of appetite. trust me I've been trying to gain weight for a long time.
FYLDeep 26
I'm not on mess or anything and I'm 6 feet tall and 130 pounds. I have actually gained weight lately so I used to be skinnier. Gaining weight's a bitch though.
Pearljammer001 0
yes it really is. I finally put on 14 pounds last summer. but I also grew a lot taller.... have you tried that breakfast protien stuff? my docter put me on it and then I gained the weight. but idk if it was just coincidence or not.
If0nly 0
LMFAO
Onthecountof3 0
@66 hell yea he does but he should suck the sammiches to savor 'em
Philosophic 0
In Soviet Russia, weights lift you.
fmlsoobad 0
yea I mean for all we know you could be the strongest woman in the world, no ****
pipp360 0
if he bleeds noxious acid, you've got a gay'
KaylynKicks 0
I agree!!!!! besides I lift more than most of the guys in my gym class... so boys Betta watch out!!!!
Malinkrot 3
5'7 and 97 pounds is dangerously and horribly underweight...I'm a 5'1, 105 pound female and I'm really skinny...you need to see a doctor.
abouttofly 12
@BenLarge1: You can bother to write (sp?) next to the word, but not to look it up in the dictionary? Anyway, so you know, the correct spelling is "awesome people".
Secret_Fire_King 0
#176: hahaha.. I was just watching that Family Guy ep. this morning.. "Not this time, nancy boy".. lol..
Secret_Fire_King 0
Oh, and for the record.. I am: 1.80m, 82kg (or 6foot, 180.4pounds).. And I just turned 16 last week.. Oh, and I joined a gym this term.. :) Not lifting the big weights at the moment.. So if any girls see me in there with single hand weights, don't assume I'm a bitchy little emo kid, 'cause I'm not.. The black t-shirt, black footy shorts and black vollies can be misleading, though.. So my apologies for the outfit and exercise program.. XD
max98_fml 0
@#147 I have ADHD too and have the same problem though I'm on a bit of an underdose right now which is helping.
samantha_durano 6
lol I completely agree with #23. buff women are disturbing.
jpest17 5
I'm 6 feet tall and 170 boya!!!
jpest17 5
I can beat you even today and I'm sick!
StoD_fml 0
magical lifting for f
Blacksabbath211 9
imma 5'11'',150 lb runner! (100% muscle and bone, lol) xtra skinny guys without a reason (like meds) r fcukd up, but lifiting weights sucks more!
zivlaks 0
im 1.95cm/ 87kg. owned.
cumberbunny 17
151cm, 37.3kg. :(
AceGthebest 16
You're embarrassed about strangers commenting on your weight.... Sooo you go ahead and comment on a strangers weight... Makes sense. #146
Biohazard41 0
wow first
inurockx 0
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someone is coming out of the closet and op you deserve it if you didnt bother to care that he was femine and oh im first i believe
Mehness 0
fail
nuke_o 0
epic fail
ScaryyMary 14
Are you talking about gay guys?
ScaryyMary 14
Wowww wrong spot...
inurockx 0
i no epic stats
allen2020 0
maybe ur just a big dike
crazycornn 0
stronger than a femenine guy? dike? same thing <-(note internet sarcasm)
rldostie 19
So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.
kniickles 0
agree
Sun_Kissed18 25
Exactly, it really doesn't matter if he isn't super strong, and I also thought sensitivity was good. I probably can lift heavier than my boyfriend, or close to it, hell I can lift my boyfriend who is 2 years older. If it's that much of a problem for you, then leave. I don't see an issue with it but if you think it's fml worthy then do something about it
Anon17564 3
It's the 21st century, and you're in Norway, which is one of the most socially advanced countries in the world. Certainly, it's also technologically advanced. We've outgrown the need for physical strength now. I'm a man, and I'm weak. Doesn't matter, I can solve any problem by talking at it.
Idontgivedamn 0
I agree that many problems can be solved by using your mind and wits. Alot of problems still require you have a decent physique, even if its not direct violence (lifting heavy things, avoid fighting by being threatening etc...). Needless to say, its important to have both.
Gunguy 11
Oh boy, another prick that hasn't WORKED a day in his life!
UberFail79 0
Seeing as how I'm a police officer, Idontgiveadamn, I have to use physical force on a weekly basis. In fact, I feel lucky that I haven't encountered someone with an automatic weapon in my career. (I feel as though I just jinxed myself. Crap.)
goodoldave 17
She's more of a man than he'll ever be.
csoccer 1
Nah he won't lose his balls. They're in her purse
carlover2050 3
haha weenie!!!
actorboy461 0
Like me! :D
ladyme_fml 0
oh well... i never really write this but YDI sorry. I mean, you MUST have seen it coming, seriously.
Bizzatch 0
who cares ?
ohSNAPyall 27
For real. And you could always train him if he wants to build up his strength.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Really? Your boyfriend needs to shape up. Well it depends on how much weight you're lifting. If you're benching like 120 Pounds, yes your boyfriend definently needs to shape up, BIG TIME. if you're benching like 230 pounds, ... Wow. So it depends are you like most Girls or a Lumberjack?
GeoThermalSleuth 0
I didn't mean to post that there. This site can be annoying.
UberFail79 0
My niece is on a girls' powerlifting team. She can bench more than I can, and that doesn't bother me one bit. I find my masculinity completely unchallenged, simply because I shoot straighter than any of my family or friends. :)
CallMeHush 1
Fairy.
KurouTenshi 0
so? he'll get to your weight eventually :/ besides, it just means when y'all get married YOU can carry HIM across the threshhold!!
fisheatsbear 6
get to your weight... did you just call her fat?
Sun_Kissed18 25
No.. KurouTenshi meant he will eventually catch up to the weight she is lifting, not her size