Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty self-conscious about his weight, but I had a brain-fart and told him he shouldn't try to put too much weight on it. His feelings are more hurt than his ankle now. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Top comments
Aksta 18
At least he tried to help. FYL
Meettitan 14
All's whale that ends whale.
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Comments (117)
alxpilk 8
Does he even lift?
Zaros_fml 24
No, bro, he most certainly does not.
gracehi 33
Well, we all know he tried at least once. It didn't end well.
euphoricness 28
That's actually really sweet what your boyfriend did, and if you feel depressed about your weight, just try exercising. Exercising itself will make you happier. I used to be really overweight and exercising made me feel more confident and more joyful.
ax1995 9
Well are you actually overweight? Or were you just craving a compliment like 98% of the female population?
Ari1337 15
are you actually a douche, or are you just compensating for something else?
gracehi 33
Ooh, ooh, my turn! Are you actually a sexist pig, or just an atrocious comedian?
DocBastard 40
Why do you think you're overweight? Is it how you look? How you breath? The fact that your boyfriend can't lift you off the ground without a pulley system? I kid, I kid. I meant a crane, not pulleys.
Nyx_fml 23
Did you mean 'breathe'? It's okay, buddy, we all make mistakes.
your_ma 27
Instead of feeling sad about it and complaining why don't you do something about it? Better self esteem and fitter healthier body in one go? Sounds like a win to me..
perdix 31
If he's still banging you, you're not overweight. When he'd prefer jerking off over sex with you, then you might consider dropping a few pounds.
BeccaHugs 17
Lots of overweight and obese women have sex lives so I don't think that's an accurate way to measure this.
jnazzty 4
I'm not quite sure how accurate that statement is
VeganVampyre 27
Guys, it's PERDIX. Since when does accuracy have anything do to with anything he says?
gracehi 33
Yeah, if you want accuracy Doc Bastard is a safer bet. Anyway, OP's boyfriend could just have a fatty fetish. O.o
blankjack 6
How about losing weight instead of feeling down? Might work better!
Kateyez_26 13
I'm sure he still loves you
cieloalicia 16
He could have gone about it wrong, resulting in him hurting his back.
zomgbies 17
he threw his own back out. likely by not lifting properly. dont beat yourself up darlin. I can hamdle a decent amount of weight but I still threw my back out lifting a gallon of milk.