Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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Top comments
angryseatroll 5
Ouch. Well... He likes your body if that counts for something. Dump him.
Erindub 0
I know it came out wrong but maybe he meant that they're great and all but in case they were to get out you really ought to leave your face out so theres no way to prove who they were. You never know. Its not a gaurentee you guys will last forever. Protect yourself!
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Comments (39)
ospeth 4
I got a friend for you! he always goes for the butter face.
Jepazep 0
Lol someones a butterface
sweetalicious 1
hehe pwned
Jdubbs_14 0
Lmfao :p your a butter face
IzabellaBlack 0
LOL
mknights278 5
My boyfriend loves when I put my face in my pictures. You deserve someone like that. Go find who is good enough for you!
sugarbear0727 19
My boyfriend always asks for pictures of my face, but he also wants pictures of just my body, and not my face. It doesn't bother me. I have fun taking pictures for him.
weezypanda420 22
Wow... Douche...
wrenavery90 12
And hes still your boyfriend???