Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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Top comments
angryseatroll 5
Ouch. Well... He likes your body if that counts for something. Dump him.
Erindub 0
I know it came out wrong but maybe he meant that they're great and all but in case they were to get out you really ought to leave your face out so theres no way to prove who they were. You never know. Its not a gaurentee you guys will last forever. Protect yourself!
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Comments (39)
statistical 3
YDI for being a butter face.
xoconnie 8
WOW. whaaat a jerkkk. but also YDI for being UGLY!
Livinia 11
Says the person without a picture
muffinkitty 15
Well at least she's nice on the inside, unlike you.
ScaryyMary 14
You guys have got it all wrong. By "face" he meant "******". Must have been pretty terrifying.
gpstyne 0
haha Ouch!!
Icutu7 0
YDI for putting your face in the picture
EbonyGoddess 0
lol!! I dont know what to say. Why is everyone saying she deserves it??? Id go kick my boyfriends ass if he said that. FYL cuz your bf's an inconsiderate ass.
blah123blah 0
pix?
kaitlynnicole 0
that's a dick move; break up with him:
mcguyver98 0
new boyfriend time!
Bodwad 0
I think you meant to say Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my EX boyfriend...