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Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, someone sent me disgusting private pictures, all because he asked if I wanted to swap pictures and I said sure, but I didn't think it was a different type of picture and not just selfies. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I accidentally saw my boyfriend's sexts to a guy he's friends with. He's been turning me down for sex for months. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Top comments
Mysterious_one 26
sorry dear.. just stop sexting him ..
xStevieKingsleyx 12
YDI for sexting in the first place. Never know what's going to happen to those pictures.
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Comments (77)
Mysterious_one 26
sorry dear.. just stop sexting him ..
Palirose 22
Technically...you should NEVER stick your face in those kinds of photos. Otherwise they could use them against you etc.
AKGirlinSD 20
...and stop texting him too. Also, I agree with the above comment.
Mysterious_one 26
imo.. he will not text her if she doesn't Sext him
FalconWhitaker 20
Agreed. Never put anything identifying in a sext because you never know if the person will leak them or lose their phone or have their account hacked or whatever. Better safe than sorry!
colton_colton 50
I would never have started sexting him then
Eorlas 31
It's not exactly what he's looking for...
Redoxx_fml 22
Butterface?
BadApple88 29
Butterhead. Everything looks good but her head lol
BubbleGrunge 18
Always heard it was butter face too. Everything looked good butter face.
xStevieKingsleyx 12
YDI for sexting in the first place. Never know what's going to happen to those pictures.
equitationbound 22
#4, I agree. And if you're going to sext you shouldn't put your face in them. At least that way if they do circulate you can still deny it.
reneetlovesyou 30
I agree as well. And since the guy asked her to stop including her face, I'm assuming she doesn't know him very well and maybe met him online. Even more of a possibility for those pictures to get out.
xerbrus 14
that's way too much to assume 61 can't the guy just be an ass that only wants to have sex with her? btw OP there's nothing wrong with sexting if you know it's going to be secure it definitely doesn't seem to be a certainty in this situation
xivoricbutterfly 25
Why are you sexting him? Break all contact with that douche
KeeLady 20
Well that was blunt.
Lord_Cornwallis 5
Go find a guy who can appreciate you for who you are. Also, stop sexting. You're better than that, OP.
illmatic2 16
Apparently she's not.
Tthug 34
I love his everybody says this about people they don't know on FML. You have absolutely no idea what the OP is like.
Lord_Cornwallis 5
I'm saying she should respect herself more, but I see your point.
Lord_Cornwallis 5
I like to believe that everyone is better than sending nude pictures to a guy that doesn't appreciate them for who they are.
Vitally 6
Were you duckfacing?
SWeatHeart11_fml 7
He isn't worth your time. Wait til you are dating someone and they like you for the right reasons before you decide to sext it may work out better.
qwils 11
I'm sorry:( but maybe it isn't the best idea to sext someone who isn't in love with everything about you. Some would say you shouldn't do it at all. He obviously doesn't deserve those pictures if he doesn't appreciate them. Also, if you are going to send nudes, it isn't very smart to put your face in them, is it?