Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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angryseatroll 5
Ouch. Well... He likes your body if that counts for something. Dump him.
Erindub 0
I know it came out wrong but maybe he meant that they're great and all but in case they were to get out you really ought to leave your face out so theres no way to prove who they were. You never know. Its not a gaurentee you guys will last forever. Protect yourself!
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Comments (39)
crypt6uardian 0
Maybe you don't get it.. naked pics have a way of being found... no head.. no proof its his girlfriend in them??? or least you can deny it... put your face in it and yeah... its 100% you!
terriibabiiix23 0
what do you mean you were feeling "racy" ?
youravgfuckup 12
Daring; risqué; naughty; sexy; suggestive; saucy. I wasn't sure if you actually didn't know or were being sarcastic, so I thought I'd just legitimately answer you.
clatchy 0
are u ugly?
ccc01 1
One bagger: You need to put a bag over their head Double bagger: You need to put a bag over their head and your head >.<
say_what_now 0
Definitely dump him... ...or... you know.. this whole story would make more sense if you weren't actually his girlfriend.. but a freaky yet hot stalker chick who he doesn't want to admit to boning... in which case.. do yourself a favor and find someone else who actually wants your face in the pics.. Just putting that out there...
Peachlovexoxo 0
why do people stick around with losers???? Hint...if he treats you like shit...he's a piece of shit...easy come easy go!
bella789 8
love this <3 soo true. but it's the losers that are hard to let go of /: so the losers it shall be.
Enjuaguese 0
did you ever think he doesn't want to get caught with your nudes and both you and him in trouble?
elise_ewell 0
dump him
CurtisDkidd 0
if he doesnt want those pics, i'll take them
dr_octagonapus47 4
Hahaha
CrumbledCookies 0
Does he call you a butterface?