unknown
United States
*Banjo starts playing in the background*
Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Lauren
United Kingdom
Oversharing is caring
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
octoberrain
United States
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
toothbreaker
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Catfish
Cute
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
ohmydog
United States
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
PLU
Canada
This Charming Man
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for dating a redneck.
89jessica 0
That bites.
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Comments (156)
Valentina_Baby 7
and the FML is?
Valentina_Baby 7
How dare you moderate my comment. All I asked is what's bad about it
WingsFan80 4
unless he has no teeth, this is not an fml for op
singer4life666 0
So?
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for dating a redneck.
superalizzy44 0
hahahahaha
evybeth 0
LOL
Draminicaus 0
Heeey....Easy with the redneck jokes. lol Not all of us have trouble with our tooth. lol
brootalxkeni 0
with our tooth hahaha xD
InDenial 6
32, you only have one tooth?
Draminicaus 0
Sigh....I was making a joke, guys. lol Besides the wisdom teeth, I still have every one. lol
InDenial 6
Oh I thought you misspelled 'teeth' for 'tooth'. I didn't realise you meant it! ^^
Draminicaus 0
it's funny, though. Admit it. lol I may only have my little town here to use as a comparison, but most of the people living here take decent care of their teeth. Maybe OP's boy has some bad genetics. lol ....Wait, that could be a redneck thing too. lol
eshhayz 0
look on te bright side, it's a brand new experience to a ******* :)
rallets 23
from who?
hannah1203 2
They have summer teeth! Summer there, summer not. You would get it if you knew where I live...
Einstein714 0
are they a bunch of meth heads?
tj79 3
so what? his family not having teeth should not change your feelings for him. You are not dating his family
Ran3 0
I concur
enzomankill 2
Shut the **** up. Rednecks hanged your kind so beware
enzomankill 2
Yea delete my comment like a pussy you know it's true face the fact it will always haunt you forever and ever
KittyCatsDance 3
I agree!
Ninjasaurus18 9
*teeth
ninalaura 5
That's exactly what I was going to say!
Demitrius_T 21
haha the stereotypical southerns, but hey I heard at least they real friendly?
iEmily 0
Hey, at least they had some teeth!
xiaoxaio 5
it says florida, why doesnt it say alabama?
DrAwesome 6
Haha, what if his family was just a bunch of babies? I dunno, the thought crossed my mind.
uniquechic21 12
Idk why this was downvoted. This comment is amazing and made my day lol.
Mauskau 36
Lolololol
MfailK 0
he might be a redneck
lionandthelamb61 9
haha, if you have more fingers than teeth, you might be a redneck!!
boomsl4ng 11
14 - including ur feet?? ;p
bethan1 4
I don't know about you #9 but I personally have toes on my feet
89jessica 0
That bites.
Gloritank 8
lol
XmasaX 24
Or not.
marinus_fml 20
It's not like you'll be kissing anyone besides your boyfriend right?!
schwancy 2
Rednecks usually share. It's an important part of their culture.
Iskaria 0
^ This.
TheDrifter 24
After all how can we know if she's good enough for him if we've never tried her?
Draminicaus 0
It's not a family thing. it's more of a diversity issue. I know of some places where your only choices are to either date someone that has dated someone you are friends with or related to, or don't even try dating. Lol