Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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GreeneyedWonder 0
Wow, give the poor teenager a break, I don't think there's a reason to yell "**** you". We all have to be new drivers at some time.
you_failed 15
Hahaha xD YDI. Just honk! No need to make yourself look like an enraged idiot. :P
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Comments (149)
Skye_Child 0
Fist of all you ass if your a man/woman old enough to get a job why the hell are you yellin at a TEENAGE driver??? I hope you get fired.
nannu_nannu 1
...I've had a job since I was 14.
letslivelife 0
why do people react to such idiotic behavior and act idiotic themselves only to allow yourself to feel disgruntled or angry; did it do anything for you? and now your boss knows how childish you allow yourself to be learn to remain positive all tines and this negative feelings are dimished
Octwo 16
I have but one thing to say to new drivers: stay the hell out of the fast lane on the highway or you deserve all the rage you get for driving under the speed limit.
doughnutboy99 2
must be awkward at work now "Hey Jim I saw you yesterday on the road" "yes, did you?" "Yes, when YOU FLIPPED OFF MY DAUGHTER!"
blackwynter 0
Good for you, OP. Flipping out on occasion when people are being stupid while driving is not such a big deal. So what if it was a teenage driver? They should have enough sense not to almost drive or turn into other cars. Who is to say the "teenage" drive was not 19 or 18? Everyone has gotten pissed off at another driver at least once. The girl putting on make-up on their way to work, the teen texting while driving, the guy digging in the passenger seat looking for something. Or how about the idiot 3 lanes over cutting everyone off getting to their exit. Give the OP a break and stop being a hypocrite.
JosieBongs 0
I enjoy it when I cut someone off and they pull up along side of me to give me the finger. I smile and wave. It just makes them even more mad and that's even better. :] It's truly a waste of time to get so pissed off and give someone the finger. In the end, you look like an idiot and it really doesn't bother the other person. But then again I'm just speaking for myself. :D
xGraycloud 4
it shouldn't matter if ur boss is in the car or not, if the teen almost hit you, you still have every reason to be mad.
anettes 7
I'm laughing so hard right now
Persephone1001 3
At least the kid now knows she was driving dangerously! I learned to drive recently. I see loads of drivers who are more experienced than me doing dangerous things on the road and they don't even seem to notice that they're doing it wrong. When I made mistakes, my mum made sure that I knew it was me in the wrong and that what I had done was dangerous, so I wouldn't do it again. If you nearly hit someone, you kind of have to accept being sworn at and count yourself lucky you didn't actually hurt them. I always keep my distance from cars with L plates now, I remember what I was like as a learner...
schadenfreude26 0
Ha. Better yet, what happened when you reached the office OP?