Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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GreeneyedWonder 0
Wow, give the poor teenager a break, I don't think there's a reason to yell "**** you". We all have to be new drivers at some time.
you_failed 15
Hahaha xD YDI. Just honk! No need to make yourself look like an enraged idiot. :P
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Frickmetinajenks 0
**** all shitty drivers, regardless of age.
iheartdance 6
If you can't control yourself, you shouldn't be driving. A good driver knows how... ydi
mightymart 5
ydi for being an overreacting asshole.. hope you got fired
miss_cougar 0
I totally understand where you're coming from OP. You were probably scared for your life for a few seconds and you reacted strongly. I would've said something too, more like "what the ****, are you crazy???? " And then later, I would've talked to my boss. His daughter needs to be more careful and aware of what's going on around her. Because driving is serious and you can kill or hurt people !
fthku 13
FYL for almost being hit by a reckless teenage driver, YDI for being a douchebag about it though. Then again, if my boss dared to say anything about it, I would be beyond pissed. If hisher daughter almost hit you, THEY would be the ones needing to apologise. It's not like you went out of the car and beat her up.
juturnaamo 29
So you've got a new driver that makes a mistake, do you think yelling and making them more nervous will help? YDI
Sangoku_fml 0
N so WHAT ????
dancer_is_hawt 3
Seriously? They're a ******* teenage driver. Give them a break. STOP OVERREACTING THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. I'm a teenage driver, and I think that we should be treated differently than others. Bitch.
ParadoxTheory 3
If you've passed your driving test and therefore, hold a licence, why should you be treated differently? After all, you should know what you're doing if you've passed your test, teenager or not.
DjeePee 25
"Oh my god, no! That car hit a child!" "What did you expect? It's a teenage driver, they don't know what they are doing." "A teenage driver? Oooh, now it's okay. We need to treat them different than others, you know that. (to teenage driver) Go on sweetie, try to avoid accidents next time! Good luck!"
Tancaliel 12
If they have no idea what they're doing, I should hope they stay off the roads. O.o Also, over here, teenage drivers actually are treated differently from others. For the first couple of years after passing their exam, they have a sort of probational license, which can be revoked *more* easily than the license of an adult/experienced driver. So that they'll try to be extra careful, instead of feeling they have the privilege to drive recklessly because "they don't know what they're doing". ..
Punkchika 0
oooooooooh, somebody's in trouble *whistle*
eesiino24 0
I agree with # 28. You were once in that position, don't be such a dick.