Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Top comments
GreeneyedWonder 0
Wow, give the poor teenager a break, I don't think there's a reason to yell "**** you". We all have to be new drivers at some time.
you_failed 15
Hahaha xD YDI. Just honk! No need to make yourself look like an enraged idiot. :P
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Comments (149)
MrBoredGuy 1
it's the "baffled king" not the battle king you **** up
Rosiel7891 0
A new driver who isn't ready or confident on a main roads than shouldn't be driving the main roads. They put their lives and others lives on danger than. Thats why new drivers need to learn on roads that are not that busy.
hopelessxdesign 5
then how are they going to learn to drive on busy streets? you have to drive on them to learn how to drive WELL
Bobissmall 13
It didn't even say they were learning... it could be some one who past their test MONTHS ago. Fact is, stereo-typically (no, truthfully) teenage drivers are most likely to cause accidents. When you see a bad driver chances are they are very old or young.
stewpididiot 11
oh yeah ... OP .... I hope you get fired & a dozen or so homeless people use your car for a toilet.
brunettebabe17 0
How do you message people?
kayPandastyle 15
Have fun in the unemployment line lol
Kelita 0
me too!!!
sallen0046 4
YDI for no other reason than screaming obscenities and making obscene gestures at a teenager. You were a new driver at one point yourself. Your childish and rude behavior in no way bettered the situation.
Bblock 5
screw all u ppl who think is was his fault
theSSiscool 0
why?
theSSiscool 0
it was his fault for not taking anger management
Alexsborge 0
That sucks
andrew245 0
dumbass