Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Now, he’ll say bye.
Zachary8261 28
Asshole.
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Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
Now, he’ll say bye.
davecross 11
Boss: just wanted to let you know your going to be working the graveyard shift forever!!! Isn't karma a bitch
Betsy Effron 5
who is this
Zachary8261 28
Asshole.
jbuckets_404 39
Op, don't you mean "former boss?"
MidnaLink 35
Ok, people, would YOU have a positive reaction to getting honked at while crossing?
jfsiv 17
Maybe not positive, but flipping the bird wouldn't be my first response.
arkh_angel 16
Positive? No. But I'd take a few seconds to try to see why I've been honked before reacting.
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
At least look at who's haunting before the finger pops out
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
*honking
MidnaLink 35
Well, the boss could've either stuck their head out the window and said hi, seeing as they're waiting at a light, or just mention later that they'd seen OP at the light.
Ticonderogapencils 17
They never said that they were stopped at light. just that it was a stopped car. You're just a douche who reacts with hostility too quickly.
Regulate 21
I'm worried about you, OP.
Shabnam Moghal 14
Wait till you're next at work. It'll be interesting to explain to your colleagues why boss is acting all weird with you.
Zgames 4
You completely deserved it. If you randomly get honked at by a stopped car it's probably someone you know trying to get your attention. Try thinking before you act next time.
Isa_fml 20
In my experience and that of a lot of women I know, it's usually some creepy catcalling stranger shouting lewd shit, actually.
Speedy1979 13
So did you get fired for that ? Lol