lifesux
South Africa
Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
tariel
Barred for life
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
pchis4ever
United States
What are the odds?
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
disappointment son
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
great parenting pal
Child labor
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
User06606
United States
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
what_the_hell
Helsinki, Finland
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
I apologize on behalf of my mother
United States
Helicopter parents
Today, I was getting food at a buffet. Suddenly, my mom appeared and started screaming at a guy for pushing me. I wasn't pushed by anyone, I just tripped over nothing. The poor guy looked so confused and embarrassed, and my mom wouldn't let me defend him. FML
xXglycerinXx
United States
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Anonymous
Exeter, United States
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Top comments
waswashere 0
WTF?!?!? they have KFC in south Africa?!?!?
bigsc 0
you're lucky; should have been arrested
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bigsc 0
you're lucky; should have been arrested
derpherp 0
Σ（・□・；） MY KFC?!?!?
thesunsetglow_fml 8
well maybe they're black... it's all explained! haaaaaa I joke, I'm not that racist. :)
alwa7sh 2
Thats weird, the colonel usually asks for 100 push ups.
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
I bet op and his mom was black.
Rawket_Lawnchair 0
Silly black people! :D They'll do anything to get their hands on some chikins.
The_Moustache 6
When I was in Colonel Sanders battalion, he almost never asked for push-ups. He mostly just asked us to do about five squats, then we just ate chicken.
juliahockey 0
I wish she was my mom.
JCHammer 5
This is too good
waswashere 0
WTF?!?!? they have KFC in south Africa?!?!?
waswashere 0
*ifc
waswashere 0
******* autotyper!!! ifc
SarahFailsXD 0
Duh? o.o
Rachel_fml 20
Yes, they do. ;-)
SchiTzenGiglez 0
haha I bet KFC is hella popular in Africa..... hmmm did that sound hella racist?
Sirin_fml 47
Yeah it did, sunshine. Just a little bit.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Calm the hell down . Africa is not hiding behind a rock . They aren't neanderthals , they have malls too . I know this because I am from Africa .
waswashere 0
thanks for correcting my mistake sirin
Andygk15 3
Yea of course, black people love the chicken wings :)
JCHammer 5
Origins of the African Americans love for chicken??
Froz3narr0w 0
I think so.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
hey my racist remark got moderated, I'm sad now
fadingaway 17
Yes. We have all kinds of fast food places here in South Africa. We also have houses and internet and schools and electricity, same as the US/UK. Moron.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
That's because racism and racist comments aren't tolerated on this community. Read the ******* rules before you post, dipshit. >:(
RedPanda900 0
black people.. -_-
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
You know you're cool when ...
_streets_ 19
great mother you go there.
you_failed 15
Ms. Ghetto-fabulous... B)
bossybella 0
ghetto!!
millionaire93 0
haha someone needs to lay off the wings I see
areyouforcereal 7
classy.
DarkHelmet 10
I understand this situation perfectly. That customer and ur Mom both wanted the last 8pc of Extra Crispy so they had to duel for it. the only sin I seeing in this is that ur Mom lost!!!
emileeann 0
win