Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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GreeneyedWonder 0
Wow, give the poor teenager a break, I don't think there's a reason to yell "**** you". We all have to be new drivers at some time.
you_failed 15
Hahaha xD YDI. Just honk! No need to make yourself look like an enraged idiot. :P
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lilmissy1290 0
33 absolutely the op deserves it.. op you are an adult, so stop being a dumbass, grow up and use your horn instead of getting road rage.. if it pissed your boss off enough he/she could list a reason to fire you.. so yeah you're screwed and ydi.. go take some anger management classes
snagglepaste 0
You shouldn't yell at people. no one is a perfect driver.
florenzfang 0
ditto
sandiiiiiii 0
you should start looking for a new job. lol
mkbella123 14
Meanie!:( YDI for not watching out for speeding teenagers.
Thomas_Locke 0
When I first started driving I wasn't an idiot. The only accident ive ever been in was because a reckless truck driver ran me off the road and i hit a state trooper. Can't say I wouldve screamed **** you at the kid but I wouldve definetly honked my horn, flicked her off, somethng. And the people that say they wouldnt are liars. And one more thing, for the guy who said its because of drivers like that that make him scared to drive, stop being a pussy. If yu dont drive like a retard, you wont get screamed at or flicked off. Its as simple as that.
lostfaithinpppl 19
This ^^^
iwadasn 33
"The people that said they wouldn't are liars." Don't assume that everyone in the world is as uncivilized as you are. Some people actually can exercise self-restraint.
Barbourino 0
You should have stopped at taco bell and bought him a taco
ygdrassil 17
I like taco bell because, being a vegetarian, I can eat their beef.
Rosiel7891 0
I don't think your wrong. Unless your a driver than you people don't understand. If your a new driver than why the hell are you doing on a main street driving in the first place??? Driving isn't a game and if your too scared to be behind the wheel than your not ready to drive on main roads.
Rosiel7891 0
#60 it's called back roads. Every place has back roads that are easier to drive than main busy highways or main roads. Or it's called driving classes which I know they encourage new drivers to stick to back roads for a while.
lolsaur 0
@59 I disagree with you wholeheartedly. I drive, and I actually understand student driver's difficulties. I remember how stressed I was when I was learning to drive. The kid driving probably doesn't think driving's a game, but needs to practice. The OP is just being a jerk off in that they're so angry that they need to tell off the student driver. And maybe the student driver wasn't scared, but almost hit the OP because of a blind spot. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "practice makes perfect?" I think that is completely appropriate in this situation.
Rosiel7891 0
#63 It wasn't the right answer to curse off the teenager. But I can also see why the OP was mad too. Driving can have scary moments and sometimes without thinking at that moment "maybe that's a new driver" we react negative to almost getting hit thinking it's an experience driver.
I_R_Genius 3
#59, Are you too scared to use proper grammar?
lifeinhd 3
#60, exactly. I remember the first time I drove on a main road, I was stopped at a stoplight and got nervous because someone pulled up behind me. When the light turned green, I stalled. This increased my nervousness, and when I got the car started again, I dumped the clutch and peeled out with the wheels spinning and all. And this is after I'd done just fine in the parking lot and on back roads. Gotta learn on main roads sometime.
hopelessxdesign 5
if you only ever drive on back roads, then how are you ever going to learn how to drive on roads with a lot of traffic? driving takes practice and if you don't practice driving on busy roads, then you'll never know HOW to drive on busy roads.
CaptainPat 0
that's weird, today I was teaching my daughter how to drive, and this employee of mine told me too **** myself. I guess I should fire him.
ArmedcrackerR6 8
That's what you get dick. hahaha