Today, while at the drive-thru at Sonic, they told me they were out of mozzarella sticks. I shed actual tears. I’m not even pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter cried because she went to Sonic and they were out of tater tots. When I say she cried, I mean actual tears fell from her eyes. She’s 19. FML
Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I’m so hungry. My parents only get food for my sister and I’ve been surviving on cheese sticks for the past week. I only have one left. I don’t get paid until next week. I’m so scared I’m gonna faint at the wheel instead of at home, where I’m usually able to sit down and get some water before I do. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I was informed by a supermarket employee that yet another product that I loved to eat has been discontinued, due to low sales. FML
Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML
Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML
Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML
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kenken5 16
One time I cried in a pizza place at 3am because they were out of my favorite kind. I wasn’t even drunk, but had a crappy night at a party and was really looking forward to pizza before heading home with my boyfriend. Sometimes it’s the straw that breaks the camels back.
Oley 27
The tummy wants what the tummy wants :)
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Comments (9)
maxfml9999 2
Aye, you just gotta have your food
Inkoseh 33
After those long days when you've been looking forward to something and it's not available; I get it completely. It's happened to me more than once, pregnant and not. I'm sorry ;__;
Oley 27
The tummy wants what the tummy wants :)
kenken5 16
One time I cried in a pizza place at 3am because they were out of my favorite kind. I wasn’t even drunk, but had a crappy night at a party and was really looking forward to pizza before heading home with my boyfriend. Sometimes it’s the straw that breaks the camels back.
wmayrhofer 18
Maybe they can fix the pregnant part for you.
Jonkbaby 23
lol
Jonkbaby 23
it's amazing the amount of comfort we get out of food. hope you got some mozzarella sticks since then, op
peanuts363 12
The millennial generation is used to being entitled and having everything they want and generally can’t process disappointment, so don’t worry.