Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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GreeneyedWonder 0
Wow, give the poor teenager a break, I don't think there's a reason to yell "**** you". We all have to be new drivers at some time.
you_failed 15
Hahaha xD YDI. Just honk! No need to make yourself look like an enraged idiot. :P
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Comments (149)
babyfacee__x 0
Damnnnn ;D
mea_iloveskiing 26
Tell them you were just singing to the lily allen song :D
saleha97 4
or Forget You by Cee Lo Green :)
mea_iloveskiing 26
Yeees! :)
Shinygirlnz 1
Learn to control your temper like an adult, OK?
hazeleyedmommy 0
agreed
YouCanHaveACoke 0
Thank you! OP, we know it sucks almost getting hit, but grow up.
ghbetuehe 0
You suck, OP >:[ You're the reason students are taught about "Road Rage".
starfruit 0
LOL
MadamMedicated 0
She's probably learning how to drive. You shouldn't be an ass. You were once a teen driver as well.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#28 Exactly! I got my license just a few months ago, so I'm still kind of a shaky driver. I've gotten flipped off, honked at, and had a whole rainbow of obscenities thrown my way. Being a new driver is tough, especially if you're having to drive in a busy city or on the freeway. Not a lot of people are very understanding of new drivers, even though it should be fairly obvious how inexperienced we are by our iron grip on the steering wheel and constantly terrified expressions.
Chris19801012 0
get off the main roads then!!! my dad took me all over the back country before I could drive on the streets.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#35 Seriously, dude? There is no back country route to get to the job interviews in the city. I'm not a BAD driver, I just have moments where I'm unsure about what to do in a situation. I haven't been driving for that long, and I'm not always perfect, but I'm actually a decent driver. Every new driver has moments of "OH SHIT."
nerdsgetmehot 23
What I'm trying to say is that I'm a new driver, not a bad driver; there's a difference. My mistakes aren't "Whoops, I almost ran into that guy" but rather "I hesitated a couple of moments too long at a green light because I was confused about whether or not to turn here." I'm not an idiot driver that fiddles with their phone or iPod and doesn't give a shit about drivers around me. My few driving "mistakes" in the last few months have never, ever endangered myself or the others around me and have merely been annoying for the others around me.
sayurikat02 3
#39 nice hair cut btw.
sayurikat02 3
I think my original post didn't go through. I am honestly terrified of driving. So I just walk/bike or use public transit.
someguy314159265 15
I'm also terrified of driving, and would like to walk/bike/take the bus, but my mom insists that I learn to drive. Actually, that's probably a good thing, although I do enjoy GTA games a bit too much.
Chris19801012 0
really people she deserves it?! **** that teenage driver.
IHeartJimi02 0
It's irritating when someone almost hits u but acting immature will not solve anything.
Ilike2makepoopy 0
Dats wat u get asshole.cursing accomplishes nothing.
Primus_fml 0
Facepalm.
hopelessxdesign 5
lol i like the irony in that
islandz 0
fail