Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
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ohcrapitscurtis 8
What does chundering mean?
ohcrapitscurtis 8
This story makes a lot more sense now
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Comments (95)
Bubb1es 0
What on earth is chundering?
geekemo92 0
Read the other comments before you post your own. That has already been answered.
sumomatt_11 0
OP stfu n used real words not slang, no one thinks ur cool saying chundering.
MagicallyFat 12
Chunderig means throwing up in the UK. Like when they say rubbish it also means garbage. You ignorant **** head
Joey44 15
Was he having to take a tactical chunder?
dani19jayne 3
why would an old lady let him do that ?
starsfan_9 7
Because she's a defenseless old lady and he's vomiting at her
stormchaser24 24
That is funny. You should have waved.
griffin2020 4
I always thought that the word "chunder" was an Aussieism, not a Britishism....or is OP perhaps an Aussie in the UK...
xXxrachhunnixXx 12
Yeah I've never heard that expression :S
Euphorically 14
No, us Australians are content with puke, vomit, barf. The usual. Seriously, call a spade a spade.
chicfuzzball 0
neither of those are words dumbass
FlashBurn 13
What did he eat that he was vomiting? O.o Poor old lady, her stuff smelled funny after that, lol.
Jayz29 0
Should of beeped and waved
mysoubriquet 3
should *have*
thebluewizard 14
I learned a new word today!
ghashlycrumbs 8
Me too. I was confused as **** at first.
datoismyname 22
This is the only intelligent remark on here!
Kiirst_mt1994 26
unlucky!