Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
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MedChew 19
FHL more than FYL, for sure. Imagine how embarassed he would be
AubriS 0
not only how can you be pissed at another persons FML and it "ruin your day" but how can you be pissed at a grandpa that can't control his bowels?! you must either be very immature or just a bitch.
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Comments (106)
MyF_ckingLuck 0
how sad for the old guy :(
marmlr339 14
true, but poor OP!!! Now the car is soiled, and will stink
Pokeemon 3
I feel sorry for both :(
imacreeper 3
how good is that car freshner of yours, OP?
PurpleRae420 0
That's really gross but not his fault! Why is it everytime we do something good for someone something bad always happens
unvmesucka 0
That's just Nasty! Make your gf clean it.
Light_Shadow 0
it's usually karma saying that your doing it for the wrong reason
EminGH 7
54, is that Runescape on the computer in your avatar? Nerdgasm...
MikeMiller 0
and his bra on the chair lol
cuntlovinkate 0
I believe that falls under the catigory of "the road to hell is paved with good intentions"
gr8koolkat 6
Haha I couldn't tell, the fact that you could tell it's runescape and went through the effort of replying is the definition of nerdy haha
NYC_Yoshi 3
that's pretty shitty
Person1233 13
ENOUGH.
LadyNutella11 0
pun recognized!
Frelling 0
Sounds like the OP was shit out of truck.
DivineGarden 0
It's funny how so Many people get annoyed by this pun lol
notsocrazee 0
wonder what OP did to piss him off...
notsocrazee 0
sounds like OP pissed him off....
SteelCladAngel 0
colostomy bag is poop
MedChew 19
FHL more than FYL, for sure. Imagine how embarassed he would be
NYC_Yoshi 3
have you ever seen old people in locker rooms? frankly, they don't really give a shit when it comes to things younger people find embarrassing.
fthku 13
#9 that's hardly comparable. This isn't a "thing younger people find embaressing", he "shit" all over the man's car. Unless the grandpa really hates the boyfriend, he probably felt bad.
jaint 0
the guy got covered in faeces I think it's more FHisL XD
GigaPudding_fml 24
I don't know who to feel sorry for, imagine how embarrased the grandpa must have been!
ramboman19 8
is it in your raccoon wounds?
RapeWhistle 0
hahaha !
RayneStorm93 0
Family guy ftw:D
dreamering 16
What you need is bleach, bleach is all you need.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Holy Crap!!! Next time don't forget to bring the Shit-Eating Maggots with you and good old Gramps!!!
Perdition 4
That must have added some flavor to your otherwise dull afternoon.
mikeduse 0
nice **** if that's you
seenyou 3
FYL and FHL . its really embarrassing , he must have felt so bad .
alaskanhybrid 5
Omg im so sorry to hear that. My paralyzed dad has to use one as well and when he has to fart or change the bag. It sucks for sure. They definitely smell worse than poop coming out the boohole.
killer6969 16
From the boohole?? That's a new one