Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
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ohcrapitscurtis 8
What does chundering mean?
ohcrapitscurtis 8
This story makes a lot more sense now
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Comments (95)
Fithequation 0
Hahaha that's so funny
student34 3
every british word i know i learned from Harry Potter : )
Petunia888 13
When I first read this FML, I thought "chundering" was masturbating. No idea why my mind jumped in the gutter on that one. Thanks to the comments for helping me see the light!
Immoral 0
..... I'd be very concerned if I were you
signuplogin 1
Ew
kdm5204 0
What i want to know is, where was the old lady during all of this and why was she mercilessly witnessing this poor sick lad vomit into her shopping bag?
shayundead 9
could he had not have pick a better place to throw up?
neonberries 15
He couldn't do it on the pavement. That would just be rude!
happylife628 0
it's a small world.
kaileigh10 2
I don't know what "chundering" means & neither does auto correct!