Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
Daonna 9
Well at least you weren't naked too?
PossiblyInDanger 24
Just remember, it could always be worse. At least no one was having sex.
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Comments (86)
blueboy154 12
That happened to me before...
Stazza11 27
But did you get the help you needed?
da_best_eva 9
I didn't realize that this was a problem for multiple people.
tiernang 21
But there are two people in the call, so it has to be a problem for multiple people lol
thefastnfuryass 14
I hear it's a liberating experience to seen one's mother naked and without her knowledge of knowing she accepted the video call.
blueboy154 12
Guys I was kidding
da_best_eva 9
#31 true, but you know what I meant
kangx1 28
Did you guys have an hour long talk about your penis?
Daonna 9
Well at least you weren't naked too?
DarkQuise 6
because its his mother who cares if he seen it before thats still awkward
cryssycakesx3 23
there's a difference between a naked baby and a naked grown wo/man
Stylux_fml 16
#62 I mentioned this on another FML, but am I the only one sick of 's/he' and 'wo/man'? You could have just used 'adult' or 'person' to cover both genders...
cryssycakesx3 23
the thing is #72, I don't keep track of your comments, nor do I care what you're sick of.
PossiblyInDanger 24
Just remember, it could always be worse. At least no one was having sex.
buckeyed 20
"Hang on babe; I need to call my mom about the dishwasher."
Sirmrcrowley 12
You don't know what kind of question she had about the dishwasher!! Could've been "how do I make this thing rock n roll like the washer"??
ohcheriecherie 20
do we know that for sure?
Shmizlish 9
Family bonding time
Godsofdracos 15
Easy there Oedipus.
da_best_eva 9
I would like that comment, but it has a perfect 69 likes lol
juststephhere 23
Can't get much worse than that...
Polynomial 28
What if was naked too? Or one of them had peanut butter om there genetles? Assuming one of them has a large dog. OP
EpicSquishii 21
*genitals
cryssycakesx3 23
nothing worse than "peanut better om there genetles" right? ...
Jellybellybeanz 22
How does that even happen??? And eww! Why would you answer the phone in the bathroom?? When call me and I'm in there, I just call back after. They do not need to hear what's going on
Jellybellybeanz 22
*when someone calls me
NeatNit 33
This is just what happens when people use technology. More accurately misuse technology. Most people can't understand the simplest, most intuitive features. It drives me mad.
thatonechicksam 2
She wasn't on my speaker. One of our cheeks must have hit facetime. As I'm sure you have probably hung up on someone, via your cheek.
pump281 4
she could have just finished having a bath/shower..
Maqiick 5
I don't see a problem here.
andits 21
The wonders of technology! But it's ok at least it wasn't your dad. That would've been 100 times more awkward
crazytwinsmom 25
Depends on whether OP is male or female.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Please for the love of all that is holy tell me that you're a girl. There's no gender icon.
Polynomial 28
I get naked, but whats awkward about a bathrobe?
ThomasBombadil 31
Didn't Rodney Dangerfield pretty much live in a bathrobe? And "The Dude" in _The Big Lebowski_? Bathrobes are cool.