Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
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ohcrapitscurtis 8
What does chundering mean?
ohcrapitscurtis 8
This story makes a lot more sense now
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Comments (95)
rexgar2000 10
damn. poor driving skills?
Llama_Face89 34
Because she saw her boyfriend puking?
rexgar2000 10
misread the FML... I'm sorry I wasted the first comment ! :(
damnalltheasshol 0
Wow!
ohcrapitscurtis 8
What does chundering mean?
Llama_Face89 34
Puking.
xdust 4
Woho! Another Hatsune Miku Fan!
ohcrapitscurtis 8
This story makes a lot more sense now
seanders 10
Yeah chundering=vomiting. Though when someone uses the word chundering, I always think that it's really violent puking, like projectile vomiting.
Llama_Face89 34
Only reason I know this...Men at Work. :P *starts singing Land Down Under*
krazy_glu3 0
Wasn't sure to hit FYL or YDI because I had no idea what chundering meant.
shireeniee 8
1: @ your profile - dudeception
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
Chundering is what posh students in England call being sick. Watch gap yar on YouTube to see what I mean
Feklfekl2222 32
I thought chundering was walking in a cocky way
CathyCraaazy 8
For example, to chunder EVERYWHEEERE!
xXxSentiencexXx 0
I inferred the meaning of chundering from the story, given that there are really only 2 possible things a man could be... Let's say "projecting" .. Into an old lady's shopping bag on the side of the road. Luckily for OP, it was the better of the two options. :D
Sammiches 12
OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN!
chickenwalrus 14
hahaha i had no idea what chundering meant until i read the comments. at first i thought he was jacking off into a basket
hinchkongfang 0
Chunder is an English word stemming from the olden days when people were on sailing ships. If you (almost surely) were seasick, and vomited over the side, you would yell "watch under" in case someone was down below painting the ship or had their cabin window open - the saying was simplified to chunder - why don't people google things these days??
krazy_glu3 0
78 - ur pic is the same face I make when I see some crispy bacon.
deadman93 8
same here hahaha.
hinchkongfang 0
I LOVE crispy bacon :)
missbadluk 0
That's why I thought too!
barbsillvy 10
cool, lol cuz others do!! thanks!!
cakeandfilm 13
I clicked on the comments just to see what chundering meant
seanders 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm you don't whine when your making his dick vomit.
xFullMoonHeartx 7
You're making us vomit with your incoherent sentences filled with poor grammar.
seanders 10
I'm sure*. You're* Happy?:) And that's your bulimia, not my lack of grammar.
ambamm135 7
No still not happy sorry
BShady96 0
I like Alan's comment
Skittlepickle 13
I've never had to read a sentence so many damn times to understand it.
13FTW 9
Wait 52... You understand it? I'm still trying to find some sort of sanity in the comment.
Petunia888 13
#19: Why didn't you use correct grammar the first time around? It's comments like this that help us to appreciate the good ones.
kidwiththeface42 7
And you didn't pull over to help him? That poor bag... And her groceries.
Guido25897 4
Groceries? Probably more like all of her possessions. The poor homeless bag.
alpaquette91 9
Oh London
420smoke420 3
Sounds like you got a real winner
Nnie 2
I feel sorry for that old lady.
datoismyname 22
Did you chunder after you saw him chundering.
gpd_deputy_1 6
I would have chundered, if my auto-correct didn't keep changing it to chimeras.
alpaquette91 9
I like the word chunder, it makes me think of the lord vomiting on the world
lexex1 4
There goes her Christmas present.
raphanne_fml 33
Or her Halloween candies...
instnt1nfction 17
No Halloween candy goes to waste, she is still able to use them. Only if she doesn't live near my street.