Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Matching
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Where are you?
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Great meeting you!
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Smooth Operator
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Dating is hell
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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Happy_101 10
OMG! What a jerk. FYL OP.
jerseyboy732 16
it's happened a bunch of times before
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Happy_101 10
OMG! What a jerk. FYL OP.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
OMG! You don't say.
zandalee 20
OMG shut up
fenixtorador1 11
OMG!! I heard you like OMG's! So we put more OMG in your OMG cereal!! But yeah.. Anyway, nice eyes 8 I like them
KhrystinaS 0
Yeah that sucks. I'm sorry
nado13579 12
I think we've ALL gotten sick of all these commenters saying "You don't say?". Seriously guys, stop it. It's not funny anymore. BTW 1, I love your profile picture. :3 Shugo Chara's awesome.
Daederoth 10
Or, or maybe OP fabricated the pics she sent dude, mhmm.
kira_the_boss 1
72, you don't say? I'm kidding, I never put comments like that
nado13579 12
^ You just did. -__-
KiwiExchange 16
You were too good for him anyways OP. Someone who runs away like that isn't worth it and tells you a lot about the person. Shallow ****.
Happy_101 10
Hehe thanks ;3
untamed112 0
Once I read "i met online" I thought ... Oh this is Gunna be a good one
st0815 9
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Alanber92 5
Ouch, that sucks. Sorry op
alexup24 13
Maybe he was some creeper or something, and OP dodged a bullet! Just maybe...
FMLshark 12
This is what happens when you photoshop your online dating profile picture.
ladyLALAA 29
If he is a creeper he knows where OP lives now, hide yo' kids, OP!
Goldenchest 14
That's why you don't post fake photoshopped pics on your profile, OP
alexup24 13
91- Where'd you get that idea?
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
O so 91, you actually are a wolf looking into a solar flare? Just checking. That would have been hypocritical if not! Phew!
jerseyboy732 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for going out with a guy you've never met before. you're lucky he didn't kidnap you and dismember your body
MedKits 9
Highly unlikely.
jerseyboy732 16
it's happened a bunch of times before
mandadarling 10
Actually, it is rather likely. Many sexual predators use the Internet as a place to meet potential victims.
perdix 31
No. It's highly unlikely. Even if it happens one in a million times, there would be plenty of true stories to scare the shit out of people, but that still would make it highly unlikely. It's smarter to meet someone you met online somewhere out in public.
mandadarling 10
There are tons of real life stories.. And websites devoted specifically to educate people on the dangers of meeting someone online. The anonymity of the "person" you are talking to allows said person to be anyone they believe you want, which is a huge psychological stimulant for many sexual predators.
Happy_101 10
I think we watch too many crime shows ;)
courtneyann211 10
I went out with someone I met online. Granted we met for lunch in a public area. That said someone is now my husband
ScaughtieHolden 11
Watch your back 51, he could still be planning to dismember you. Everyone on the Internet is always right and everyone on the Internet will also cut you into little pieces.
Awsumuzzie 12
61, shouldn't it be rape her, murder her, then rob her? Your way is a bit flawed, she'd get away while he's robbing her!
WitchyArmyWife00 0
Or murder her, rape her then rob her... If he is into necrophilia
igive 29
does that possibly mean one of us is a murderer? :O
soccerguy2 11
Nope!! none of us are murderers! Don't bring it up. *Looks other way awkwardly*
jerseyboy732 16
I think it was noor in the parlor with a candlestick
MedKits 9
A bunch of times does not constitute likely. Trust me, the chances of the person meeting you is going kidnap you and dismember your body are extremely low compared to how many online dates occur that go ok.
MedKits 9
Edit: double post
amberxxoo 6
101: you're probably one of them.
Shayton 12
If it happens one out of a million times. And there are 6 billion people in the world. It would be highly likely for that to happen. Do the math.
XtraEzeee 8
58- what if someone says they're not going to cut you into little pieces. :O mind blown.
ThatsMyPie 20
Indeed. Very likely. Rather than 6 billion people, there are only about 361 million Internet users. 1,000,000/361,000,000 = 0.00277 * 100 = 0.28% chance of meeting a murderer. Plus, it's likely that there's less than one in a million murderers. That being said, if you were to meet 400 people from the Internet, only about one would likely be a murderer. And, as I said, the number of murderers is probably less than that. The risk of meeting a murderer is very low. Sorry OP, FYL
jerseyboy732 16
how are there only 361 million Internet users if Facebook has atleast 500million individual people sign in at least once a month
ThatsMyPie 20
Pardon. That was an outdated statistic. In any case, the percentage of meeting a murderer is very low.
KeyboardMe 2
158- there are people who make more than 1 Facebook account. I know that at my job, my coworkers make at least 2 because of confidentiality reasons in our job field. With that said, I'm sure that the stats has changed as well, if not in the 5 minutes it took me to type this.
MyChemicalSmosh 4
That kinda sucks. FYL!
RussianFox 13
You know, you could've just clicked the button instead of making a pointless comment.
onlychildFTW 34
That's very strange OP. sorry that happened to you though. But he seems like a jerk so it's good that you wouldn't have to deal with him all night.
nofearjenshere 12
You know, it doesn't fully suck. Only kinda, right?
notjustanybody20 9
i feel sorry for you op! the date would probably have been bad anyway since the guy sounds like a douche! cheer up! :)
M0NK3Yz 2
LOL ... your that ugly ???
xXxIracebethxXx 14
LOL ... You don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" ???
Almighty_Chris97 6
Zing!
soccerguy2 11
11- it's the e and apostrophe. Duh.
Michaelsgirl04 9
LOL ... YOU'RE that clueless ??? I mean really what made you think that was a comment worth posting? tsk tsk
ncktyu 0
Don't correct peoples grammar
plaguer 26
93, I fail to see how you're in any place to correct grammar when you spell Halloween as "Hallowe'en" on your profile. Cute try, though.
Nutty4Muffs 3
128, Hallowe'en is actually more correct than Halloween, considering it itself is a shortening of Hallow's Evening. Cute try though.
jlev90 2
128, I don't really want to fight for the wrong side but Hallowe'en is the correct spelling... Using an apostrophe in place of a purposefully excluded letter, in this case "v", is a very common way to use the the symbol.
plaguer 26
Hey, at least it was just a random jerk from online and not someone serious. Pretty rude of him, though. I'd chalk it up to a win that he not only didn't steal anything while you were gone, but left so that you dont have to deal with him.
instnt1nfction 17
OP may have lied and shopped her picture, you'll never know. But it is still rude to ditch.
linkinpark98 24
This is why you don't arrange dates with strangers via the Internet. My mommy taught me well! :D
br0ccoli 15
He's a loser who probably prematurely ejaculated from feeling the breeze. Let him go. Creamy pants isn't for you.
GoldenGrizzly 7
1. That was extremely rude of him to do that without telling you he was just not feeling up to the date after all. But you win, you can now find someone else who is not an asshole. 2. Maybe you didn't do this, but did you have an upto date picture of yourself and present the way you truly looked? I have had guy friends walk out of dates when the girl they asked out online turned out to be years older or stones heavier than they depicted online. They did not like to be lied to and would not have minded if the woman had been overweight, but disliked that the girl they were "advertized" turned out to be a lie.
thisisafunnyname 12
"Hey you said you were fat and ugly in your profile!" "yeah, I lost a lot of weight after making my profile and forgot to change it." *guy leaves cause she's not as advertised*