Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
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thequickredofox 0
Why on earth would you bail him out??????????????? Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.
EMR_fml 0
You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him
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thequickredofox 0
Why on earth would you bail him out??????????????? Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.
tinyphreak 0
Quoted for damn truth! Seriously... I know people going through shit that's inhuman just because they "love" the other person that's treating them in that very unloving way. Ugh, human kind.. *sighs*
genius_man16 1
Yeah seriously. At least you are breaking up with him, but why on EARTH did you bail him out!? You are one sad, strange woman. Once he decided to cheat on you he lost his privilege to have you bail him out. You had absolutely no "obligation" to get him out. Why you did is so beyond me.
ariean 0
it doesnt sound like she's left him, but for the OP's sake i hope she did leave him, and also she should have just left him there. what a jerk.
Rawgasm 0
YDI for not putting out.
bella_theresa 0
I'm with all these people. Why the HELL would you bail him out? FYL because it happened, but don't be stupid!
AloysiusWeasley 15
Complete agreement! I would have gone down there just to laugh at him and leave, and I'd ask the people there to give a huge "THANK YOU!" to the female undercover cop for me! :D
rushgirl 6
u have to work out a divorce settlement granted that could be done while he's in jail
froggy1988 5
she might have bailed him out because they have kids you never know... its her choice and she's divorcing him that's all that matters.
EMR_fml 0
You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him
oldjakke 0
Maybe will
HeatherXCore 0
Agreed
rowanator 0
Maybe it would be better if it DID kill him.
afallingstar 22
either that or OP will kill him
mo_the_owl 0
now, why the **** would you do that?? ydi for not taking advantage for a perfect revenge opportunity.
KillU2009 0
ohhh damn! cant make this shit up.
Illumi113 0
Wanna bet? A lot of people do, and it completely ruins the site. It's not nearly as funny when you have the nagging suspicion that it's a lie, and didn't really happen to somebody.
Linda_NH 0
Why the hell would you do that???
whyevenbother 0
YDI for not being able to satisfy his needs
pookie661 0
wats ydi?
lexiieeex3 32
What's an idiot?
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for bailing him out, AND marrying a cheating ass.
chippa 24
Why did you bail him out? Some people are just too nice. -_-
ayashe 2
YDI for bailing him out.
fucentarmal 1
wold guess here, but the writer doesn't like, or flat out refuses to give head.