Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
supkid202 0
can someone tell me what YDI means?
jewelzgalore 0
Omg, you are such a *****!
The_Dreamer 0
YDI for being such a ****. =]
SinfulRose 0
woooooww
omgitsseejay 0
nothing but a ****
lutzluv124 0
They had sex with you too, don't be ashamed and if it conyinues to be akward screw it, it's not your fault that they talked about it and if they all had sex with you then you must be great in bed. ~STAY SEXY~
dancelover1012 0
even if you're pregnant, you kind of deserve it. unless you have short term memory loss or something like that and forgot you had sex with #1 and #2, you should know better because one of those guys might've thought that meant more than you thought. so although i see both sides, YDI.
sakurachan04 0
Um. I'm sorry, but maybe you should think about it next time you sleep with your guy friends. This is why I say keep sex inside of relationships
needs_help2 0
This girl is awesome. Also, you people can't think much when you say "keep sex in relationships" what if she had at one point dated them? The rest of you that rag on her for being a **** should DIAF.
Mondo7 0
I need to find friends like you.