Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
justsignedup 0
We should hang out.
spinarium 2
man that's awkward.
andrewms 0
way to be a *****/cumdumpster/*****/****/hussy/sugarbob/karen/ho/tramp/loose/trick/stupid twat/tart/slore/harlet/paris hilton/std-infested-Freighterding-prostitute have a great day!!! :D ... no really, look "Freighterd" up on urbandict...
HMTQMadge 1
You really deserved that. I'm not going to call you a ***** or ***** though, because you probably already know that.
blablabla18_fml 0
you a ho fo sho.
blablabla18_fml 0
hahahaha nice one #210
blablabla18_fml 0
Hahaha, this is my third comment in a row, but this one is just too entertaining. I like how all the people who are defending this chick are either crazy feminists or complete skanks. I'm a virgin, and no, #239, I am not jealous of either yours or the OP's sexual promiscuity, thank you.
What_fut_YADY 0
Ok, to all you amazingly idiot people on here I would like to say this to the ones that are saying "Oh so its ok if a guy sleeps around but if a woman does it she's a *****." No I don't have a double standard on this thing I believe both men and woman that sleep around are ******, and why would you think we thought that is it because you are perhaps stereotypical douche bags?
the_elle_factor 0
*****
Dr_Toast 0
...so are you agreeing she is a *****? Or are you glorifying it for everyone?
What_fut_YADY 0
Ok, to you people that are saying you can have sex with who ever you want to you people are the like rapest because look at this situation 39 year old man wants to **** a 6 year old so he goes out a rapes a little girl. So you people must see nothing wrong with that? Well i would like to tell you i have a big problem with that oh wait or are you just saying women are the only ones who can have sex with who they want? You people disgust me.