Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
fallacy_fml 0
you hang out with classy people.
_boycrazzy10 0
uhh why are these empty minded people calling you a *****? i dont seee this is bad its funyyy.. well maybe you;ve dated all of em and not at the same time thoo!
blahdsflksfd 0
No sex before marriage! YDI
Shoopman 0
I feel bad for your friends, having to **** a *****.
dancelover1012 0
that's a personal choice, if you haven't realized. just because it's one person's choice to wait until marraige to have sex doesn't mean it's another person's.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
o wow. the abstinence speech really works on everyone all the time. oh...what's that? it doesn't? the biggest abstinence speaker's(Sarah Palin) daughter is knocked up because apparently she, too, thought that just the 'wait until marriage' speech was adequate. realists - 980,101,999,909,876,000,000,000,001 rebublicans - 2
startafire 0
You definitely deserved that one, *****. ;)
RhymePrime 7
Your promiscuous exploits earn you a justified FYL.
kittycatgirl 0
lol!!! !!! ! thats hilariously awkward! and stop calling her a *****!!!!! she can sleep with whoever the hell she wants to!!!! so back off virgins who are jealous!!!!!!!!!!!
fins4586 0
you just a little skanky ***** aint ya? you wanna ride my dick next? i promise not to **** and tell...ya rite!
wsDK_II 0
what the ****? 'Jazzywrites007' why would you say that? i hope you fall in front of the next train or cab you try and catch and live as a quad' you are the worst kind of person.
FoundManyLemons 0
YDI for ******* such immature guys.